I had a bad case of the rectum itch for the last two weeks. Now, the problem has been solved, but I can't get the smell off of my fingers. This is no joke. I'm a fruit server at denny's and I know this will get me fired.
2007-07-08 15:37:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
Piss on your hands and then lick your fingers.
2007-07-08 15:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by algaemaster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which Denny's do you work at? I want to make sure I NEVER step foot in there. Now..for your problem..I don't understand. WHY do your fingers smell? Just from scratching your butt? Does your butt normally smell? I would suggest cutting your fingernails back to the quick almost..and then getting a small scrub brush and scrub like crazy..then use lemon juice and vinegar to help with the smell.
2007-07-08 22:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Belle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have long finger nails? Or long enough so dirt gets trapped under them? If so, cut them off and scrub with a fingernail brush with soap and warm water for at least 5 minutes and rinse. This should work.
Other wise cut some fresh garlic. Better to smell like garlic that rectum.
It may not be your fingers, maybe is your nose.
2007-07-08 22:42:25 · answer #3 · answered by Vanessa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the fruit servers at Denny's smell that way.
2007-07-08 22:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a great question. HMM i know its crazy BUT you could always give it a shot-- at work to remove color off of our hands is to rub cigarett ashes over the part that is covered with color.. granted that may not be your issue but if your in an emergency its possible. Other possible things you could do is get your hands on a body scrub-- basically wash your hands with an antibacterial.. then with wet/damp hands rub body scrub all over your hands to get all the dead cells thats on your skin off that is holding onto that "smell".
If you dont or can't get to a body scrub... try making your own!!!-- honey, brownsugar, a bit of regular sugar and a bit of mashed fresh banana.. smells good but make sure it has less of a liquid consistancy and more of a paste/sandy look. For extreme measures hmm you could always try vinigar-- dont know why but i suppose it could work as long as you wash ya hands afterwards but that is a bit extreme. ehh. good luck!!!
2007-07-08 22:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Will Never Eat At A Denny's Again!
2007-07-08 22:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by lavoie_c 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I suspect that the same treatment for being sprayed by a skunk willl work ... wash your hands in tomato juice. Apparently the acid in the juice will nuetralize the smell.
Good luck ... and I think I'll skip eating out for a day or two. :-)
2007-07-08 22:41:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwwwwwww
2007-07-08 23:37:21 · answer #8 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take it you've been serving fruit while your hands have been smelling? Oh God. Maybe you should vigorously scrub your hanrds, and then proceed to a doctors office.
2007-07-08 22:43:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean you put your hands down inside your pants to scratch your butt? And you're a fruit server?
2007-07-08 22:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋