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i have a pet in my room. but, its not a normal pet.....its a piece of cheese. i named him billy bob joe and everytime i have a conversation with billy bob joe, my mom walks in my room and gives me the "youre crazy" look. she took billy bob joe away from me and split him in half. she killed my best friend!!!! how can i explain to her billy bob joe was special?

2007-07-08 12:49:23 · 22 answers · asked by llamalover 2 in Pets Other - Pets

22 answers

Once I had a pet umbrella named Duckie...Duckie died young. She was pink with a duck carving at the handle. well one day I droped her and she snaped in half. I cried and then my mom said "get over it." then I got a pet Gold fish named Chichi.

oh and if you think I'm weird I cried because the umbrealla was given to me by some one speacal who died so yeah. It was a special.

2007-07-08 13:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ok Llamalover....
did you go off your meds?
Don't you know that billy bob joe is now in 'a better place'?
The fridge
or a nice grilled sandwich
or in a fondue
not sitting in your room growing long,green hair.
Green on orange is not a good color choice.

2007-07-08 13:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by MousieZ 4 · 0 0

I once had a pet cheese named billy bob joe too. Except my dog ate him.

Sorry about your billy.

lol

2007-07-08 13:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, you need to grow up. A piece of cheese is not a pet. Try to be friends with a gerbil, hamster, goldfish, or maybe a dog or cat! Try to be normal please. And if that doesn't work, go back to cheese. it's really ok if you are friends with cheese. it means you are different from everyone else and some people love that! but not all do. i do!

2007-07-08 12:55:35 · answer #4 · answered by DaNcE RoX!!!! 2 · 0 0

I think if you do some research, get some investors, and build a cheese business so big that you can buy her the house of her dreams with cash, she will forgive you.

Otherwise, I think you better go back to the regular kinds of pets . . .

2007-07-08 12:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by nora22000 7 · 1 0

Um... I think that you should get professional help. A piece of cheese is not a pet, but if you want to replace it you might want to get an ant farm, those are just as much fun.

2007-07-08 12:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by The thinker 4 · 2 0

expired cheese ???? ewwwww SICKO.
Get a goldfish or something. The only thing a piece of chesse will do to help you is attract ants and grow some mold. You are in tragic shape. Do you have friends? ..human friends? Maybe you should see a phyciotrist.

2007-07-08 12:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

oh, she knows how special billy bob joe was....one half of him was special on a wheat thin and the other half was very special on toast....hmmm, i think i hear a block of carl colby calling my name...you think he's kin to billy bob joe?

2007-07-08 12:55:01 · answer #8 · answered by ?! 6 · 2 0

I know, you should get a pet rock. They're just as fun and exciting as a pet peice of cheese, minus the mold and funky smell.

2007-07-08 12:55:12 · answer #9 · answered by Michelle S 3 · 2 0

I am sorry to hear you lost your pet.

but look on the bright side!! now you have 2 PETS!!

2007-07-08 12:56:57 · answer #10 · answered by cboyfl 3 · 3 0

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