can you give me some examples of cockney rhyming slang please?

Answer 1

Sky rocket = pocket
skin and blister = sister
dog n bone = phone
frog n toad = road
orchestral stalls = balls
pigs ear = beer
rubba dub = pub
trouble n strife = wife
Gregory peck = neck
plates of meat = feet
German bands = hands
jack jones = on my own
whistle n flute = suit
jam jar = car
boat race = face
Barnett fair = hair
ruby Murry= curry
Vera Lynn = gin
gold watch = scotch
I'm5partcus sorry mate but half of yours aint real cockney slang they are just street modern slang jargin stuff not trad cockney good try though lol

Answer 2

Follow this URL to find out about a whole load of Cockney Rhyming Slang:

http://www.aldertons.com/english-.htm

Or of course, you could watch Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins - I believe this is a most accurate portrayal of Cockney folks - no really! Honest!

(Just be aware that there will be a number of fairly strong naughty words in this language... just in case)

Answer 3

Yes me old china, I'm just going up the frog, to the J Arfer to sausage a goose to get some bees ro go to the rub.

Most cockney's do not use the whole phrase but only use the 1st part. It is a ploy to fool the natives of London.

China is china plate = mate, Frog is frog and toad = road,
J Arfer is J Arthur Rank = bank, Sausage is sausage and mash = cash, Goose is goose's neck = cheque and Bees is bees and honey =money, Rub is Rub-a-Dub-Dub = pub.

So my opening line would read; Yes Mate I'm going up the Road to the Bank, to Cash a Cheque to get some Money to go to the Pub.

Answer 4

Apples and Pears = stairs
Bees = bees-and-honey = money
Barney = Barney Rubble = Trouble
Butcher's = butcher's hook = look
China = china plate = mate
Currant Bun = son
Davinas = Davina McCalls = balls
Dead horse = tomato sauce
Dog = dog-and-bone = telephone
Dog's Eye = Meat Pie
Frog = frog-and-toad = road
George = George Michael = cycle (woman's "period")
Going for a Donald = Donald Trump = dump
Harry Rag = Harry Wragg = *** (cigarette)
Jam Jar = car
James Blunt = ****
Jonty = Jonty Webb = bang on the head
Merchant Banker = wanker
Morris = Morris Dancer = dancer
Pete = Pete Tong = wrong
Porkies = Porky pies = lies
Posh & Becks = Sex
Rosie = Rosie Lee = tea
Ruby = Ruby Murray = curry
Seppo = Septic Tank = Yank (American)
Skin = Skin and blister = sister
Trouble = trouble and strife = wife

Answer 5

I went across the frog to get some salmon and some jockeys. Bumped into me old china and we went to the rub a dub and had a couple too many marlons. I was creamed and me plates were killing me by the time I got back so I ignored the trouble who was trying to send me mutton, climbed the apples and passed out!

Answer 6

Here are some examples of rhyming and general slang terms:

Adam & eve = Believe
Aris - Aristotle - bottle and glass = Ar*e
Barnet - Barnet Fair = Hair
Sky - sky rocket = Pocket
(doing) Bird - Birdlime = Time (as in prison)
Bird-bandit - One who steals
Blag - To rob a payroll
Boat - Boat Race = Face
Bob Hope = Dope
Boozer = Pub
Borasic - Borasic llint = Skint
Bottle-out = No courage or nerve
Brass - Brass rubber = scrubber Prositute
Brahams - Brahams & Liszt = Pissed. (See also Oliver)
Brown Bread = Dead
Bubble - Bubble & Squeak = Greek
Bunce - Bunson Burner = Earner (or wages)
Bunny (or) Rabbit - Rabbit & Pork = Talk
Butchers - Butcher's hook = Look
Carpet = Three months in prison
Chelsea Potter = Judge
China - China Plate = Mate
Chocolate - Chocolate Fudge = Squatter
Cockle - Cockrel & hen = Ten
Connaught - Connaught Rangers = Stranger
Currant Bun = Sun
Dabs = Finger Prints
Daisies - Daisy Roots = Boots
Desmond - Desmond Hackett = Jacket
Dickie - Dickie Dirt = Shirt
Doing a Royal = Turning Queens evidence
Dot on the Card = Certainity
Dubbded up = Placed in a cell
Duke of Kent = Bent or rent
Face = A well known Criminal
Farmers (or Chalfont St. Giles) - Farmer Giles = Piles
Fit-up = False evidence
Firm = A gang
Frog & Toad = Road
Gaffer = Landlord
Gaff (or Drum) = House or flat
Gareth - Gareth Hunt = C**t
Gas Meter Thieves = Minor Thieves (derisory)
GBH = Grievous Bodily Harm
Germans - German bands = Hands
Gee-up = Encourage someone
Giraffe - Laugh
Gold-watch = Scotch
Grass - Snake in the grass = A snitch
Gregory - Gregory Peck = Cheque or neck
Hampsteads - Hampstead Heath = Teeth
Hooter = Nose
In the frame = The prime Suspect
Ice Cream - Ice cream Freezer = Geezer
Irish - Irish jig = wig
Jacks - Jacks Alive = Five (Fiver)
Jack the Ripper = Kipper or stripper
Jug = Bank
K = A thousand
Kettle - Kettle & hob = Fob (Watch)
Kosher = The genuine article
Lemon -Lemon Dash = Flash
Loop-the-loop = Soup
Make one = A prison escape or planned Robbery
Marking your card = Advice
A meet = An appointment or date
Micky Mouse = Famous Grouse (whisky)
Minces - Mince Pies = Eyes
Monkey = £500
Motor - Motor Boat = Throat
Mutton - Mutton & jeff = Deaf
A Nonce - Nonsense = Sex offender
Nosh = Food
Oliver - Oliver Twist = Pissed, drunk
On your Jack Jack Jones = Alone
On your Pat Pat Malone = Alone
On your Tod - Tod Sloane = Alone
Peckham - Peckham Rye = Tie
Peeler - Robert Peel = Policeman
Penny Stamp = Tramp
Pony = £25
Pony - Pony & trap = Crap
Poppy - Poppy Red = Bread (money)
Porkies - Pork Pies = Lies
Quaker - Quaker Oats = Coat
Richard - Richard the third = Bird (girl)
Rock 'n'Roll = Dole
Roller = A Rolls-Royce
Rosy - Rosey Lee = Tea
Rub-a-Dub = Pub, Hotel
Ruby - Ruby Murray = Curry
The S.P. = Starting prices Geniune Information
Scarper - Scapa Flow = Go
Score = Twenty
Scotches - Scotch eggs = Legs
Sexton - Sexton Blake = Fake
Shmutter = Clothes or suit
Shooter = Gun
Shtum = Be quiet
Shtuk = Misfortune, trouble
Snout = Police informer ( or tobacco)
Spiel = Patter
Stand-at-ease = Cheese
Steam Tugs = Drugs
Strawberries -Strawberry Tart = Heart
The Strength = Real Information
Stretch = Prison Sentence
Suss it out = Find out
A Syrup - Syrup of figs = Wig
Tifter - Tit for Tat = Hat
Tom - Tomfoolery = Jewellery
Tom - Tom Cat = Prostitute
Two and eight = (to be in a) State/Mess or upset
Vera - Vera Lynn = Gin
Wind up = A verbal trick/joking/teasing
Whistle - Whistle & Flute = Suit

Answer 7

"Let's have a butchers at that magazine" (butcher's hook = look)
"You're a berk!" (berkshire hunt = ****)
"I haven't heard a dicky bird about it" (dickie bird = word)
"Use your loaf and think next time" (loaf of bread = head)
"Did you half-inch that car?" (half-inch = pinch, meaning steal)
"You will have to speak up, he's a bit mutton" (mutt'n'jeff = deaf)
"I'm going on my tod" (tod sloan = alone, or own)
"Are you telling porkies?" (porkies = pork pies = lies)
"Are you going to rabbit all night?" (rabbit and pork = talk)
"Scarper lads! The police are coming" (scarpa flow = go)
Ayrton Senna = tenner (a monetary note)
Claire Rayners = trainers (the footwear)
Darren Gough = cough
Damon Hill = pill
David Gower = shower
Gary Ablett = tablet (ecstasy pill)
Gary Glitter = shitter (anus)
Gianluca Vialli = charlie (cocaine)
Jack Dee = pee
Janet Street-Porter = quarter (a weight of drugs)
Tony Blair (s) = flairs or hair
ruby murray = curry
barnet fair = hair
currant bun = sun
hampstead heath = teeth
deep sea diver = fiver (a monetary note)
mince pies = eyes
china plate = mate
pen and ink = stink
septic tank = yank (a person from the U.S.)
whistle and flute = suit :)

Answer 8

* Apples and Pears = stairs
* Bees = bees-and-honey = money
* Barney = Barney Rubble = Trouble
* Butcher's = butcher's hook = look
* China = china plate = mate
* Currant Bun = son
* Davinas = Davina McCalls = balls
* Dead horse = tomato sauce
* Dog = dog-and-bone = telephone
* Dog's Eye = Meat Pie
* Frog = frog-and-toad = road
* George = George Michael = cycle (woman's "period")
* Going for a Donald = Donald Trump = dump
* Harry Rag = Harry Wragg = *** (cigarette)
* Jam Jar = car
* James Blunt = ****
* Jonty = Jonty Webb = bang on the head
* Merchant Banker = wanker
* Morris = Morris Dancer = dancer
* Pete = Pete Tong = wrong
* Porkies = Porky pies = lies
* Posh & Becks = Sex
* Rosie = Rosie Lee = tea
* Ruby = Ruby Murray = curry
* Seppo = Septic Tank = Yank (American)
* Skin = Skin and blister = sister
* Trouble = trouble and strife = wife

Answer 9

Brown bread= dead
Mince pies=eyes
Hank marvin=starving
Budapest=chest
Daisy roots=boots
Barnet fair=hair
Frog and toad=road
Butchers hook=look
Rub-a-dub=pub
And some of the rude ones are
Bristol city's=t!tt!es
Rusty hinge=m!nge
Ball and bat=prat
Rabbits hutch=crutch
I have loads more but i don't want to bore you.

Answer 10

Here's some common rhyming slang and expressions for you, although only one of them is a lie...

apples 'n pears (stairs)
whistle 'n flute (suit)
Simon 'n Garfunkel (feeling low)
Boat (persons face)
hangabout! (I don't believe you!)
diamond (nice person)
could eat a buttered monkey (gosh, I'm rather hungry)
Knackered (an item is broken or I'm exhausted)
bolloxed (an item is irrepairable or I'm completely exhausted)
Prat (unwelcome person)
...its the dogs bollox (...in my opinion this is the best)