I was about 6 and living on my gradparents farm. The 'loo' for want of a better word was downstairs, down the garden path, through the barn and out in to the area where the chickens were kept.
It was a wooden board with a hole big enough for me to fall through....and the trip there was in total darkness. Not a comforting trip for a six year old struggling to keep it all in.
Anyway, one night I made the trip but didnt want to make the trip back. I was too scared to open the wooden door becaue Id heard something outside moving around (foxes usually).
But it was warm in there and not so bad and I fell asleep.
My grandad also had nocternal bladderwobbles and I remember hearing him approach just as he opened the door.
'GRANDAD!!!!' I screamed
I learned a lot of swear words that night. He walked a bit funny after as I remember.
2007-07-08 09:52:50
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answered by philip_jones2003 5
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anytime i sit on the crapper i have an enjoyable poop..theres nothin like the feeling of being 5 pounds lighter
2007-07-08 09:38:34
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answered by Anonymous
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This morning! Felt great, too! Butt, since I'm telling on myself, would that make me a...Stool Pigeon?
I know, it's a crappy pun. I'm just flushed with good feelings!
Just wipe this out of your mind.
Uh-oh, Red Alert! Klingons!!
2007-07-08 09:41:19
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answered by Anonymous
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Just a few minutes ago. I took a picture so I could share it with all my friends. I will post a link.
I'm kidding.
2007-07-08 09:38:58
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answer #4
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answered by Resident Heretic 7
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It's been a while, because my roommate keeps the bathroom so filthy, that I don't even sit down, but squat over it.
2007-07-08 09:37:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Yesterday. It was lovely! It was very easy, and I was reading a gossip magazine.
2007-07-08 09:38:25
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answered by Nerds Rule! 6
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Way back in the day when my food wasn't too spicy
2007-07-08 09:37:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Not really sure. I have not been able to take one for two days now.
2007-07-08 09:40:17
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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grrr bla-kink ughhhhhh
5 seconds ago
2007-07-08 09:37:14
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answered by Anonymous
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Right now....aaahhhh
2007-07-08 09:37:21
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answered by Anonymous
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