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I was about 6 and living on my gradparents farm. The 'loo' for want of a better word was downstairs, down the garden path, through the barn and out in to the area where the chickens were kept.

It was a wooden board with a hole big enough for me to fall through....and the trip there was in total darkness. Not a comforting trip for a six year old struggling to keep it all in.

Anyway, one night I made the trip but didnt want to make the trip back. I was too scared to open the wooden door becaue Id heard something outside moving around (foxes usually).

But it was warm in there and not so bad and I fell asleep.

My grandad also had nocternal bladderwobbles and I remember hearing him approach just as he opened the door.

'GRANDAD!!!!' I screamed

I learned a lot of swear words that night. He walked a bit funny after as I remember.

2007-07-08 09:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by philip_jones2003 5 · 0 0

anytime i sit on the crapper i have an enjoyable poop..theres nothin like the feeling of being 5 pounds lighter

2007-07-08 09:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This morning! Felt great, too! Butt, since I'm telling on myself, would that make me a...Stool Pigeon?
I know, it's a crappy pun. I'm just flushed with good feelings!
Just wipe this out of your mind.
Uh-oh, Red Alert! Klingons!!

2007-07-08 09:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just a few minutes ago. I took a picture so I could share it with all my friends. I will post a link.



I'm kidding.

2007-07-08 09:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0 0

It's been a while, because my roommate keeps the bathroom so filthy, that I don't even sit down, but squat over it.

2007-07-08 09:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yesterday. It was lovely! It was very easy, and I was reading a gossip magazine.

2007-07-08 09:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by Nerds Rule! 6 · 0 0

Way back in the day when my food wasn't too spicy

2007-07-08 09:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not really sure. I have not been able to take one for two days now.

2007-07-08 09:40:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

grrr bla-kink ughhhhhh

5 seconds ago

2007-07-08 09:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Right now....aaahhhh

2007-07-08 09:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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