I am to stunning to be alive. My face is blemish free and evenly tones. My eye lashes are naturally thick and my eyeborws never need tweezing! I have perfect vision and am the right height and weight for my age. I have glorious style and a perfectly shaped head and eyes. I have a trim waist and firm legs. I had an A+ in every class at school and I was perfectly organized, never missed a homework assignment, nothing!!!
I am captain of the cheerleading team, popular, vegetarian, and never cause my parents any delay to attiutude or withdraw from chores. I do anything i can do to help everybody. i say the rosary every Saturday night and go to church every Sunday. I never curse or talk badly of anybody. I am way too nice, but manage not to be "fake". I have a beau named Nik who thinks I am an angel and far too many friends.
I'm too lovely and gorgeous and elegant and poised and holy and smart and amusing and ettique and galmorous and opulent. Help me b like the rest of the world!!!!
2007-07-08 09:29:34 · 38 answers · asked by minichick 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
if this is true feel free to email me at matt_n_littlerock@yahoo.com
to answer your question though, even though you might have alot going for you, and the confidence you display behind a keyboard ,anonimosly on this "yahoo answers" is nice but eventually somethign will happen to give you the idea your not so great.
you'll accidently rip a huge fart in class, a vulgar word will slip out just prior to church service, and then your life could very well start on a downward spiral.
2007-07-08 09:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by matt m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well lucky for you there's no such thing as perfect, so in that aspect you're like the rest of the world. There was only one perfect person to grace this earth and he died on a cross for all the rest of us. As for you being too beautiful, well beauty is in the eye of the beholder, what's beautiful to one is not to another, so to some I'm sure you're not beautiful, again like the rest of the world. It's great that you have good features, and a great body, and your book smart, that your popular by societys standards, but as for never causing your parents any problems or anything, well I'm sure somehere down the line you did. Maybe not often, but every child gives their parents grief at one time, even if only once. Sounds like you might have very poor self esteem, so to counter that you delude yourself into believing your perfect. Church on Sunday is great, Rosary's are a waste. What you need is a relationship with Jesus Christ, the ONLY perfect being, and the ONLY way to attain eternal life. "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." Jhn 14:6. So the answer to your question is No, you are not 'too beautiful' you only think you are, and my bet is you only surround yourself with people who will agree with you. Are you 'too perfect'? No, we are ALL sinners who fall short of the mark of GOD, therefore needing a savior.
"Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it." Matt 7:13-14
2007-07-08 09:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Rachael W 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, you're not perfect yet. You're not vegan. Vegetarian is great, but if you truly believe in the cause, you'd go vegan.
Edit: Did I offend some wanna-be animal rights activist vegetarian? I am so sorry! Seriously, it's just offending because it's TRUE.
By the way, to the OP, being so vain makes you really unattractive. That and the fact that you still consume the juice the flows from the mammary glands of bovine creatures makes you a strong candidate for extreme chunkiness. :)) < That's you! With a nice, strong, well-defined double chin!
Here's a tip to avoid that lovely addition to your face:
Try vomiting. Maybe, just maybe, the vomit will contain some of the vanity you so strongly possess, and maybe, just maybe, the process of vomiting will rid you of some of that unattractive, chunky vanity.
And another thing, oh beautiful one who has to go on yahoo answers to get confirmation that you are 'beautiful' (which actually makes me think that you might be making all of this up and are actually a fat chunky milk sucking cow who is unpopular and dumb and find it gratifying to write on the internet that you are actually pretty).
2007-07-08 09:40:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get your head out of the clouds and come back down to Earth...you'll be just like the rest of us.
2007-07-08 10:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by Shug 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You not perfect because someone who is perfect would be more modest. Not vain and braging about how great they are. Get a life your not perfect you just think you are.
2007-07-08 10:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by Kara B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweetie nobodys perfect (and no one say "and i'm nobody' thats old) anywho if u cut ure self down the middle vertical the ure insides wouldn't be the same one side would be bigger and stronger than the other
2007-07-08 09:35:54 · answer #6 · answered by Nakira C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW. someone needs a reality check!!! u r the opposite of modest!!!!!! come down to earth.... u r far from perfect... sry hun.
2007-07-08 09:37:00 · answer #7 · answered by ...Audrie?! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you're just bragging, sorry. You have poor grammar and spelling, that's a mistake right there. No one's perfect!
2007-07-08 09:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by Kasey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha! that was th funniest thing ive heard in a while... I actually know a girl who says things like that though!
2007-07-08 09:33:14 · answer #9 · answered by Mister-meaner ! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A perfect person doesn't brag about themselves. Instead, they are modet. Try working on that one hun
2007-07-08 09:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by burpzalot862 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋