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2007-07-08 09:10:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Royalty

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You should have impeccable manners at all times, be kind to everyone, and dress nicely, the royals don't do grunge.

2007-07-08 11:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Julia B 6 · 0 0

1) A dysfunctional family is a traditional must: Almost every British sovereign since George I has hated and despised the heir to the Throne, and vice versa. Accordingly, intimidate your children, absolutely do not bond with them, farm them out to nannies, governesses, and elite public schools. Instead idolize your grandchildren.

2) Sleep in a separate bedroom from your spouse. Once the honeymoon is over, and a "heir and spare" have been born, take a series of mistresses or lovers. Only royalty who don't expect to succeed to the Throne break this tradition, for example, the Duke and Duchess of York (George VI and Lady Elizabeth Bowes-Lyons) reportedly had a relatively stable family life.

3) Make sure your children's performance in school is mediocre at best--no more than a few A levels. Afterwards, if they go to university, make sure that they study something they can easily pick up around the house, for example, art history. Exceptions to this "not terribly bright" rule include Prince William, Elizabeth II (not much formal schooling but a quick study), and the Queen Mum. The jury is still out on the very eccentric Prince of Wales.

4) What to Wear (Old Style): Wear expensive courtiere clothes by British designers that don't look courtiere. Carry an overly large purse in public. Wear large hats at the races and headscarves while walking your dogs.

What to Wear (New Style): Develop an obsessive-compulsive complex about your body image (bulima works well here), showcasing your buff body in designer duds.

5) Your home (or rather castle) is your kennel full of corgis. Lavish more affection on them than your children or spouse.

6) Simply adore blood sports--stalking game, riding to hounds; also ride horses and breed them for racing.

7) Adopt causes that make sure you fly around the world to promote them--World Wildlife Fund, ecology, land mines. Bonus points for sending a member of the household staff back to Highgrove to look for your teddy.

8) Marry someone who is dysfunctional as you are or else allow an enabler to guide your every step.

9) Speak the King or Queen's English (Received Pronounciation).

10) Perfect the royal wave and the "We are not amused" stare!

2007-07-11 11:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ellie Evans-Thyme 7 · 3 1

I recommend finding a good drag queen friend.

2007-07-08 20:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by David Jayson 3 · 1 2

speak royal english, strech up your backbone, stay calm and kind in every situation, aloud to be loved and respected.
Kinda...

2007-07-08 17:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by timekiller unlimited 5 · 1 1

Act like a b*tch, its the same thing

2007-07-08 19:08:31 · answer #5 · answered by Kar 2 · 0 4

you need people first to crowded for you.

2007-07-08 18:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by Nabil 5 · 0 3

remember to wipe your ***.

2007-07-09 09:11:15 · answer #7 · answered by jackshmack 2 · 0 4

idk my bff jill

2007-07-08 17:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

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