A young widow goes to doctors for an internal... Dr says..
''Your still a virgin but you've been married & widowed 3 times, hows that..???
Woman says: ''1st hubby was an astronomer, all he wanted to do was stare at it... 2nd was a psychologist, all he wanted to do was talk to it'', ... 3rd was a stamp collector.....
God I miss him!!!
2007-07-08 07:52:31 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, very funny
2007-07-08 07:54:39 · answer #1 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup it is. Here add some more.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-07-08 07:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by Michael N 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-08 07:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by Barry A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe I'm explaining this but stamp collectors do a lot of licking!
2007-07-08 07:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha Lmao!
2007-07-08 07:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a bit painfull to me, not very funny!
2007-07-08 09:12:40 · answer #6 · answered by Angela M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't really get the one about stamp collector, sorry
2007-07-08 08:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will take the stamp collector anytime anywhere on any day of the week!
2007-07-08 10:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by nodixiechic2000 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lmao...
Poor Ryan (answer 2)
2007-07-08 08:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by Basket-santa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
But do stamp collectors actually lick their stamps? ;-)
2007-07-08 07:57:54 · answer #10 · answered by DesmoDutchy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋