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Oh! Sh*t Ah F**k!

2007-07-08 00:47:33 · answer #1 · answered by fletchfredarnie 4 · 1 0

since I am on my pd outside and I am drunk. This is what would happen.
First, I would smoke and I would ash my cig to the ground.
Second, because I live in a desert it would blow to a gutter.
Third It would go to either desert landscaping or to Lake Mead where it would be eaten by the fish.
Fourth, if it wasn't eaten by fish it would stay in the lakes soil for longer than you or my lifetime because of all of the toxins.

2007-07-08 00:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by gilbert g 2 · 0 0

Well, one of them got bumped off my cigarette and fell down my shirt and burnt my boob and fell on down and burt my stomach in 2 places before I could get it out. It sure hurt for a few days.

2007-07-08 01:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0 0

down the tubes with everything that is enjoyable, political correctness, with the knowledge and full disclosure of what happens when you smoke, or even WORSE, when you smoke around others.... 2nd hand smoke, ya' know.
just no cherry left on the morning and nighttime burn.

2007-07-08 00:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by saddledheart 3 · 0 0

IDK.
Hold on dude. The smoke alarm is going off.
WTF? Aw, I bet the battery's low.
Do you smell smoke?
Screw it, I'm going to bed.

2007-07-08 00:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I ate the cherry & smoked my ciggarette :D

2007-07-08 00:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

"Out" many years ago in the ash tray after a heart attack and six bypasses, what's next?

2007-07-08 00:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by cowboydoc 7 · 0 0

I put it out. I'm about to go light up another one though.

2007-07-08 00:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by blue_cow27 4 · 0 0

It went for a walk.

2007-07-08 00:45:04 · answer #9 · answered by Sunset 7 · 0 0

I don't know, but you look curiously like me.

2007-07-08 00:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its attached to that girls shirt that just bumped into me

2007-07-08 00:47:25 · answer #11 · answered by momma-to-morgan 3 · 0 0

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