funniest joke gets best answer. by the way i put this in science category for a reason
2007-07-07 20:35:52 · 5 answers · asked by Andy Holmes 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Biology
Man did not evolve from a monkey. He evolved from 2 monkeys.
2007-07-07 20:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by Mein Hoon Na 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two atoms are walking down the street. One trips and falls. The first atom says, "Hey, are you OK?" Second one answers, "Yeah, I just think I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?" said the first.
Says the second, "Yeah. I'm positive."
2007-07-07 20:40:46 · answer #2 · answered by Jeannie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why is it good to marry an Archaeologist?
Because the older you get, the more he likes you.
2007-07-08 00:53:57 · answer #3 · answered by Labsci 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get ? (Hint: Think Christmas)
Missile toe.
2007-07-08 02:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by ursaitaliano70 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma joke....[btw not ur mama..jus d name of d joke]
ur momma so flat..she's jealous of the wall....
2007-07-07 20:54:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋