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The Mormons came over today. I really didn't wanna let them in, but I was so bored that I entertained their sermon. I pretended to go along with what they were saying, even though I don't believe in it. & they took me seriously.

How bored can you get? But yeah I guess I started something b/c they'll keep coming back for more. Dammit!

2007-07-07 17:44:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

one time they came over, and my dog brought them my undies

2007-07-07 17:49:58 · answer #1 · answered by babe with an attitude 6 · 2 0

I was so ill one time, I answered the door without thinking and then told them I was too ill to see anyone. They insisted on coming in and praying for me (which was nice of them) but they kept coming back and back. They were very pleasant men but I tried saying I was not interested and did not believe that way. I don't know if they had to see a certain number of people a day or not, but they came every week no matter what I said. I had a little dog who was always in and out so I could not pretend I wasn't home.

These were Mormon men not JW.

2007-07-07 17:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by Patti C 7 · 2 0

They're Christians like you or me and they really believe they are doing the right thing because the Bible does encourage us to spread the word of God and I can imagine their feet must hurt and they must get thirsty and stuff so I think you should be kind to them. Jesus said when you are kind to someone and offer them a glass of water etc. It is as if you were kind to him. So I think you should invite them in, offer them some cake etc. If you just tried out a new recipe you could try it out on them and get a bunch of reviews on the spot etc. Besides-who says they are the only ones who can talk? I can talk so much at times they would probably never come back as I would take up too much time lol. But then again I live in a high rise with restricted access so it's hardly likely I would ever meet any Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses but I do remember as a child seeing them come to my home and my Grandmothers. My Grandmother used to preach to them instead of the other way around. She knew the Bible like the back of her hand and often they were young people and couldn't answer her questions so she took the opportunity to advise them and teach them about God.

2007-07-07 18:13:46 · answer #3 · answered by MAK 6 · 2 2

the place do you human beings stay that they arrive to the door too lots ? Centurion in darkest Africa if a Christian got here to the door might you confer with them or assume they have been mormons/JW Any uninvited individual at my gate is asked what they choose. in the event that they choose some thing specific then I have no hassles with them. Any non secular missionaries, of any faith, who desires to share readings from the bhagavad gita, the bible, the e book of moron, the watchtower or the koran are with politeness asked to pass on.

2016-10-01 03:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Some Jehovahs witnesses came by a while ago, My mom didn't let them in though, they were saying something about all the evil in the world and asked her if she'd ever thought about the source of that evil...

2007-07-07 18:05:18 · answer #5 · answered by Gracie 4 · 3 0

Heck no. I would never let them in my house. I will NEVER be that bored. Now they're never going to leave you alone.

Next thing you know Sunday morning will come, they'll be at your door at 8:00 A.M, and you'll have to stay still so they don't know that you're home.

2007-07-07 17:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by Nerds Rule! 6 · 3 0

Once i told them to come in while i was smoking a blunt...then i told them Joseph Smith looked inside a hat at some majic rocks to write the book of mormon...they didn't believe me but its true...mormons also killed a bunch of ppl from arkansas in utah...crazy mormons

2007-07-07 17:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Lol that's funny. The LDS/Mormon missionaries have never knocked on my door. When I was LDS/Mormon though, some Jehovah's Witnesses came over though, and my friend who had just gotten baptized was there with me, and he let them in. One of the JW's was as gung-ho as my friend and the other wasn't as gung-ho...like me. So we let her friend and my friend argue while we watched tv.

2007-07-07 19:31:42 · answer #8 · answered by Liesel 5 · 2 0

OMG! that totally sucks! i did the same thing once and then they insisted on coming abck over and over and over ! and i tried telling them not too or pretended i wasnt home, or had one of my roommates tell them i wasnt home, then they woudl judt weasle their way in to talk to them! it was horrible! then after i listen to then you know, they ask me questions! and tried to make me read and then when i said i read it, they ask ed me about it! it was the worsdt! i ended up have ing to move to get aweay from them! goo dluck to you! i say tell them go away and do no tle tthem in no ,atter what! but you have to answer the door and tell them and be fiormn! good luck! they are the most persistant ******* i have ever known!|

2007-07-07 17:51:07 · answer #9 · answered by chloalikev 3 · 5 0

Yes, I have. However, my father ran them off because he felt that they were trying to convert me away from the Southern Baptist Convention. LOL

2007-07-07 17:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by millylouise 3 · 2 0

No, I've never been that bored! Hopefully never will be. And yeah, now you've done it, you'll never have peace again! Good luck.

2007-07-07 17:49:34 · answer #11 · answered by Weirdie 5 · 2 0

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