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After eating a hot dog for dinner, Eddie walked his dog down the block past the dogwood tree, thinking about the movie Dogma and carrying a dog-eared book called Dog Day Afternoon in his back pocket because it was his favorite book and because his dog needed to be walked.

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Pax - C

2007-07-07 17:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by Persiphone_Hellecat 7 · 1 0

The dog slept outside in the shade in the heat because it was the dog day of summer, and he was dog tired; when he awoke, a very dog of a human came toward him to give him a hot dog, so the dog decided to leave his dogged life and put on the dog inviting his pooch friends to share his new found life of living like a dog.

(Just couldn't stop once I got tired. Try it with deuce.)

2007-07-08 04:13:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Last night, Mr. Dog was going to the dog pound in Dog City so that he could adopt a stray dog so that his kids would quit asking if the dog house out back as for him to sleep in when mommy was mad.

2007-07-07 16:56:56 · answer #3 · answered by devyl gyrl 4 · 0 0

I'm not so sure what you mean, but here goes:

The dog, Skip, was at the park doing the duties of a dog when another dog approached with the standard dog greeting of a friendly sniff on the dog's behind.



It confused me...

2007-07-07 16:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There was a dog who knew another dog, back when a dog could be a dog, and the dog was called Rover.

2007-07-07 18:06:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Salome's dog wasn't dog enough to keep the other dogs at bay today in the dog's quarters of the castle on this dog day afternoon.

2007-07-08 02:05:43 · answer #6 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 0 0

As i took my sunday morning walk i met the vicar from my local church WHO was in his usual DOGmatic mood i told him i was a good boy, WHAT he didnt know was that WHEN i had eaten my hotDOG i was off to the DOG and duck WHERE i would
down several pints of lager, one hour later i was sobbing
uncontrollably, i asked myself WHY do i always cry when my ex
wifes song by three DOG night plays

2007-07-07 21:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by geebob358 2 · 0 0

My Hollywood dog, bite the passenger dog, who he caught with the limo dog, when she was trying to calm down a security dog who found out he was about to lose his position to a little chihuahua dog!

2007-07-07 17:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by chieko 4 · 0 0

My do-gooder of a friend Catrina found a dogmatic scripture when she was walking her zebra around a lake of dogfish, she found it because she was admiring the patch of dogbane had been growing around the book with dogged determination.

Man, that was a doggerel of a sentence.

2007-07-07 23:08:26 · answer #9 · answered by driving_blindly 4 · 0 0

Hey Dawg, I hear your dog barking at another dog and I think that dog is gonna bite your dog and I think the only way to prevent it is to tie up your dog!

2007-07-07 16:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by classic 6 · 0 0

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