Could you defend yourself against a couple of thugs with nothing more than a frozen Pop Tart?

Question

It happens.

Answer 1

Defiantly!!
The frozen Pop-Tart-Kata is one of the most under used and unappreciated of the martial art self-defense forms.

Answer 2

Yes, I would smash one of those clowns across the head with the tart ensuring the impact had the force of a wrecking ball. Next I would give the other thug a bare hand beat down and do the Mexican hat dance on his corpse.

Answer 3

hellz yeah if that were me id throw my frozen Pop Tart in the air at the thugs and they'd probably start fighting over it and then when they get it they'll eat it and by that time i would have run away by then... either that or light the Pop Tart on fire and throw it at their stolen car

Answer 4

The thugs have the pop tart or I do?

Answer 5

yes... First you could offer them a frozen poptart, to distract them and run while they were eating them. If that didnt work, throw them at the thugs and hit them in the eye, when they bend down kick them and run! Pop tarts kick butt!!

Answer 6

I have a permit to carry a pistol, so I'd be forced to shoot and eat the pop tart, never ever waste the tart.

Answer 7

I'm just a girl, but I have a very strong punch.. But seriously, if I was jumped by a couple of thugs I'd get the living daylights smashed out of me.

Answer 8

i could Polk em in the eyes with a frozen pop tart.

Answer 9

Yes! Especially if it was a GRAPE Pop Tart.

Answer 10

sure, id activate Karate Chop Pop Tart Action and go Woody and Buzz on those punks