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I thought when they hold up those silly lighted candles....I would light several of my farts in protest of the junk science of man made global warming.

2007-07-07 12:25:51 · 17 answers · asked by dr_methanegasman 3 in Politics & Government Politics

I see cantcu has drank the Al Gore Kool Aid.

2007-07-07 12:30:06 · update #1

Maybe I could drive a Prius 100 mph onto the stage with the car full of drugs.

2007-07-07 12:31:25 · update #2

Should I burn some of those Florida chads from 2000 his moron supporters could not figure out how to punch out?

2007-07-07 12:32:57 · update #3

17 answers

don't bother the 'poor' socialist gore... he's SO busy with saving the world from another natural earth cycle, combined with protecting his son from the law.

2007-07-07 12:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 6

Little Al is 24 years previous. That makes him an person. he's sufficiently old to discover his very own detox middle and choose for help. i'm confident the Gore family individuals has been coping with the son's drug abuse for a protracted time and have tried many stuff. now and lower back a discern has to permit pass.... If an person toddler does not choose to be helped, there is not any longer something a discern can do. As for Mr. Gores involvement in stay Earth, ask your self "what have I executed for the betterment of my fellow guy"......

2016-10-01 02:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by arleta 4 · 0 0

From what I read hardly anyone showed up. When I see the news reports on TV there aren't any crowd shots so this just confirms what I read.
These people have their hearts in the right place but their heads are not. I don't litter and I respect nature. I am for the responsible use of natural resources. But I am against militant environmentalists. Driving railroad spikes into trees so someones chainsaw hits them, bucks, and seriously injures the user is insane. Besides, don't volcanoes leave a so-called carbon footprint (whatever the hell that means)? What is Al Gore to do with a volcano? This whole thing is just nuts.

2007-07-07 12:47:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Just hold up a sign showing the carbon footprint of the shindig.

2007-07-07 13:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2 1

You could grow up and try to be a bit mature towards things you don't agree with.

But, that's just the opinion of a responsible person who believes that people are entitled to believe in what they want without those who are too ignorant to let them be bothering them when they try to get other believers together to share ideas and all that.

Oh, and last time I checked, farts stopped being funny once I left elementary school.

2007-07-07 12:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by msxcheshirexcat 4 · 3 4

1. Do some burnouts on the grass in your V8 powered car.
2. Smoke 6 cartons of cigarettes
3. Eat lots and lots of non organic fruits and veggies
4. Take prescription medication that came about because of animal testing
5. Drink a lot of beer and smash the cans on the foreheads of the concertgoers.

2007-07-07 12:34:21 · answer #6 · answered by RP McMurphy 4 · 4 5

I don't know, but I love you fart idea. It is a stroke of genius. Be careful though, Al will try to make you pay a carbon tax!

2007-07-07 12:35:50 · answer #7 · answered by amy p 1 · 5 3

Spoken like a proper sphincter ani. Congratulations!

2007-07-07 12:39:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 4

HAHA!! Good one. But they would accuse you and your flatulence of contributing to global warming, not to mention stinking up the stage. Oh wait, the pathetic performers are already doing that. I know, I watched about 5 minutes of it. That was enough for me.

2007-07-07 12:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 5

good job, i would always trust a republican on issues of science with such intelligent commentary and understanding.

.......did you sleep through high school chemistry class like the rest of em?

2007-07-07 12:33:32 · answer #10 · answered by PD 6 · 3 4

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