What do you call Paddy at University.?
Janitor.
What do you call Paddy with a brain.?
Thief.
What do you call Paddy with a gun.?
Sir.
What do you call an Irish Brain surgeon.?
Carpenter.
What do you call Paddy living in England.?
Sleeper.
What do you call Paddy with an English accent.?
Traitor.
And finally.
Three Irish scientists (LOL) decided they were going to go visit the sun in their new Mazda Rocket. Afeter months of publicity the Scientific community decided to send the eminent Physicist Lady Fidgety Fingers to investigate their claim.
She spoke to them and the first question she asked was "How do intend to overcome the problem with the heat.?
"Seamus" the leading scientist replied "Well now MA'm we're goimg at night.
2007-07-07 12:17:16 · 10 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Damn it, that Lady Fidgety thinks of everything. :)
2007-07-07 23:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-08 10:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by deily 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good !! What do you call a Silly Paddy with a computer living in Scotland !! Jim. HE!HE!HE!
2007-07-07 12:43:59 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To be sure now, they are funny
Paddy with one brain cell - Genius
2007-07-07 19:21:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice ones. Short and witty.
:-)))
2007-07-07 12:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up your day job, you may be out of work for a long long time..!!..xx
2007-07-07 12:29:08 · answer #6 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hehehe, you'd better hope the IRS doesn't track you down!!!
2007-07-07 12:23:37 · answer #7 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Crap jokes (most I heard over 30 years ago..honestly)..Not funny then, and boring now.
2007-07-07 12:21:23 · answer #8 · answered by Steel-River Bhoy 4 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Very good as always lmao!!!!!
2007-07-07 12:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahahahah!!! and im tired
2007-07-07 12:25:16 · answer #10 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋