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My fortune in my fortune cookie read:
You appeal to a small, select group of confused people.

2007-07-07 11:56:32 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Didn't you already have a cult in your last account,,remember what the stalker was writing about you being the leader of confused ppl,lol

2007-07-07 12:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by ////////// 4 · 1 1

learn the start of all religions, this is the comparable ingredient. the only ingredient that keeps a cult from growing to be to be a faith is the small form of human beings that that have self assurance in that cult. If a cult can get a definite volume of people than this is going to become a faith.

2016-10-01 02:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny, mine always say, "Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie bakery."

There's good money in it and plenty of sex. But all of the really good obsessions have been taken.

2007-07-07 20:48:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If a fortune cookie told you to jump off a cliff would you? I wouldn't believe anything that comes out of a cookie and to do so would be foolish.

2007-07-07 12:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by EricD 3 · 1 2

For crying out loud the fortune cookie said it! Go for it. I am not one of those confused people just so you know...

2007-07-07 12:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by ♫Magali♫ 5 · 1 2

You're supposed to add the words "in bed" at the end of any fortune cookie message.

2007-07-07 12:16:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Are you charismatic and charming? Do you have illusions of grandeur?Then,you,my friend,could become a cult leader.Just research the lives of David Koresh,Charles Manson and plot your life of human domination and misery.

2007-07-07 12:04:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Go ahead. It's a free country. Even the Phleps sick cult is protected by law.
Just make a nicer one, okay?

2007-07-07 12:04:12 · answer #8 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1 1

i tried to start a cult it was all about free love and lots of monkey sex - only dudes joined cept for one really fat 57 yr old chick. and once we all had a go on her the cult kinda fizzled out

conclusion:-
its hard work being a modern day jesus. good luck

2007-07-07 12:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Yes. Did it really say that? Start a yahoo group. I'm in.

2007-07-07 11:58:42 · answer #10 · answered by Harlequin 4 · 2 0

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