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2007-07-07 09:16:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Use the MAGAZINE to fan your FART away from Grandpa's SANDWICH, or else he'll beat you with a PIPE til your stomach is CRAMPED and you start to resemble BILL GATES, after a while.

2007-07-07 09:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by яєαℓ єγєs яєαℓìzє яєαℓ ℓìєs 2 · 4 0

I got a darn cramp in my leg while trying to reach for the pipe and decided that I would read the cramped up magazine about the old fart Bill Gates with the cramps and it was so bad I had to toss the sandwich...

2007-07-07 16:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by catersqueen 4 · 2 0

Bill Gates sandwich cramped up his stomach making him fart while he sat on the toilet only able to sit there while he tried to read his magazine and smoke his pipe but the damn cramps weren't going away and he hated it because it put a cramp in his style.

ok so yeah its a Run on sentence and it doesn't make sense but it is a sentence none the less

2007-07-07 16:22:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Bill Gates was reading a magaizne and smoking a pipe when all of the sudden his stomach cramped up from the sandwich he ate for breakfast and he farted really loud!! Hows that??

2007-07-07 16:25:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Bill Gates was reading a magazine and started choking on his sandwich when this old fart with a pipe got a cramp.

2007-07-07 16:21:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I saw Bill Gates in a magazine who fart in the pipe for a cramped sandwich.

2007-07-07 16:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was at the store looking for a porno magazine and I had really bad cramps which I assumed were from that sandwich I got from the gas station so I let out a really big fart and little did I know Bill Gates was behing me smoking a pipe.

2007-07-07 16:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Bill Gates has cramps because he ate a pipe sandwich, and he farted on a magazine with Paris Hilton's face on the front page.

2007-07-07 16:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Since Bill gates got PMS he had a lot of cramps and he ate a chocolat sandwich everydayt to help but that made him fart and it also made his wife crawl into pipes and read Bop magazine

2007-07-07 16:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by this screaming inside my head 6 · 1 0

Bill gates fart in his cramp pipe line Magazine while he ate his sandwich.

does that make sense?

2007-07-07 16:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by Mag 7 · 1 0

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