Your computer? A stuck dresser drawer? Your lost keys?
Or how about living things that don't talk back...pets, plants?
LOL! Yahoo wanted to put this in the 'mythology & folklore' category!!
2007-07-07 08:55:46 · 31 answers · asked by luki1rn 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAHAHAHA!!!
THANKS for the fun answers. I've been feeling really low today; these answers made ma laugh!
2007-07-07 09:02:50 · update #1
Ummm...that 'ma' should be a 'me'...
2007-07-07 09:03:17 · update #2
yea.....dont judge!
2007-07-07 08:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by fuzzylef 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do. I am a breakfast cook and sometimes keep up a running dialog with the eggs. There are times when I get a batch of eggs, that no matter how hard I try, when I need them for over easy they break before they hit the pan. First I try to sweet talk them and end up cursing them quite colorfully. I can be a great amusement to my co-workers.
2007-07-07 16:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by mothermayhem 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Many times, inanimates are better companion.
They can almost give better answers, make clever comments and always agree with us.
Y wanted mythology? This is reasoning!!!!
My favourite is talking to tv when a politician speaks!!!
2007-07-08 04:55:25 · answer #3 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pets, certainly. My cats are wonderfully interactive. But once, when I was VERY drunk, I made friends with the tree trunk next to my driveway.It was a solid, wise-looking oak tree and although I've never spoken to him since (I quit drinking lol) we are still great friends and he is so stable and dependable I couldn't do without him.
2007-07-07 16:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! I knew I wasn't the most neurotic person walking this earth! I'm always hasseling and bickering with my hair. Some days, my long hair can be pretty argumentative. My computer mouse can be uncooperative as well so I give it daily verbal lashings.
2007-07-07 16:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by SummerLuhver 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My laptop does a left mouse click whenever I'm typing a document or scrolling on the net. I think it does this intentionally and I snap at it.
Looking at the computer screen telling your picture to move your arms but its not working.
TTYL
2007-07-10 15:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by Aaron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dahlin', Dahlin', Dahlin', there's no reason to feel low Ole' Bat's always here for ya! But yes, guess we all do from time to time. (talk to inanimate objects) Just hope Ms. Izzy (dog)
don't learn how to talk back, or I'll have to kick her butt out the door too! Hope ya get to feelin' better Sweetie!
2007-07-09 03:59:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can tell you my computer and my car are fluent in curse words from several languages.
And I beg aquariums to not leak all the time.
And regrettably I called an old water pump a "whore" after it refused to start back up. had to install a new one.
2007-07-09 11:01:14 · answer #8 · answered by Magic Mouse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, All the time
They keep proving that they are smarter than me.
I can curse at them and they don't curse back.
But if I call them names,
well then they get angry and refuse to co-operate at all.
They only thing I don't curse at is my computer.
I do nothing but flatter it. Otherwise it won't work correctly.
2007-07-07 18:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by Papa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I talk and sing to my long-haired chihuahua and I talk to my first plant that ever lived--a shamrock over a year old.
2007-07-09 05:17:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always talk to my car and the ambulance I drive. I also talk to things I set down on the table and tell them to "Stay!"
2007-07-07 16:03:04 · answer #11 · answered by Medic_13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋