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This is proper weird question, but i have often wondered what would other people do in this situation.

Say you were in the toilet in the middle of doing a number two and someones shouts FIRE FIRE, would you stay to wipe?????

2007-07-07 07:30:04 · 31 answers · asked by Blackout 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

31 answers

Absolutely, it only takes a second to wipe. I'd rather not be out side the burning building with a shi*ty @rse when the FIREMEN arrive.

2007-07-07 07:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by Queenie 5 · 1 0

l can say without word of a lie, this has happened to me on four occasions, it wasn't someone shouting fire fire, it was the base crash alarm on two occasions, the man-up bells in the fire station and the other was the 2222 telehone (domestic fire emergency alarm) aint gonna go into my details now , but anyone can find out at my profile.
if anyone wants more details they can mail me

2007-07-07 07:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hi Drew, yes I would wipe, I'm always very quick on the loo and I use baby wipes which are much quicker and leave you super clean!!!

2007-07-07 07:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 2 0

I would finish off my crap, wipe properly til comfortable and clean, then run like hell.
But if the flames are real close, I think I'll just die having a crap.

2007-07-07 07:35:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I have wondered that myself! Lol!
I would wipe and go.
Chances are the adrenalin and panic would block your bowel up so no worries.

2007-07-07 08:40:55 · answer #5 · answered by Stacey-Marie J 6 · 0 0

It wouldn't happen to me - my number 2's are only done in the comfort of my own home.

2007-07-09 22:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would toss the roll in the back of my pants and get the hell out of there.

2007-07-07 07:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Cleanliness is next to Godliness" , so the saying goes. Yes

2007-07-07 07:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by rat racer 7 · 1 0

Nope. Take the paper to go.

2007-07-07 07:34:03 · answer #9 · answered by GoodJuJu2U 6 · 0 0

i'd grab a piece of toilet paper and speed walk my way there .. while wiping my butt!

2007-07-07 07:32:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

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