So, my better half is on a cleaning mission. He's emptying out the fridge when he comes up to me, holding a big over-ripe plum and says: "I think this should go...it's so soft it feels like a testicle..."
So, I asked: " How would you know what a tes....feels like...?"
;-)
I kid you not...that's how it went down...
2007-07-07 05:33:49 · 31 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't understand.........Men hold their testicles more than they hold their wives and children..........they know more about what it feels like than we do,,,,,, LOL
2007-07-07 05:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah your right no balls. among the many things I would have said to that the first would have been you know what your right well I got to the bar to find some balls clean this **** up. then again thats just the mood I am in right now there is a good chance hes mad because he is cleaning and your not so get off the computer and help. sex afterward can only help your cause.
p.s. you cleaning has advantages you find porn if he has any
plus if your lucky old letters from X's so. start cleaning.
2007-07-07 12:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by Bleed the Freak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he's irritated about something and taking it out on you and overripe fruit. My hubby gets annoyed sometimes, too, and vents. I am reminded of a funny episode of "Roseanne" where she tells Dan "Remember when we had that fight about your bad breath? Well, I was mad because you came home late, not about your breath. See, so you brushed your teeth for nothing!"
2007-07-07 12:43:36 · answer #3 · answered by CEKNB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would he not know what a testicle feels like? Unless you were implying that he doesn't have any...then he may have been a little ticked
2007-07-07 12:38:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pervert!
2007-07-07 12:41:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, I give you props on that one...
But it's true, guys touch their testicles about 80% of the time.
2007-07-07 12:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A kinda dusty mist that comes off on your finger.
2007-07-07 12:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men's testicles are in their hands 90% of the time.
2007-07-07 12:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by stinkypinkyteddybear 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
you have alot of grovelling to do
go get some fresh plums & say "i bought these as they reminded me of you
2007-07-07 12:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
since he has 2 he should know what they feel like
2007-07-07 12:38:21 · answer #10 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋