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A few years back I used to date this tight little Seattle package. She looked smoking hot in her hemp skirt, cut off 'I love Castro' tank top and 7" Stiletto Heel Platform Stripper Shoes. But everytime she opened her mouth it was 'I want to have a Career' and 'You never listen to me"................or something like that. And my personal favorite 'I won't blow you because it's a POWER thing for men'! What? Plus she couldn't cook at all. How do you screw up a grilled cheeze sandwhich? Her apartment was also a mess! A Chick that CAN'T clean!!!

I couldn't take it anymore. Now I have my food prepared when I get home, the house it spotless and, allthough she is a conservative, she is very liberal in the physical attention she bestows upon me.

Am I living the DREAM or WHAT?

!

2007-07-07 04:19:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

23 answers

are they taking tips from dog face Hillary Clinton

2007-07-07 04:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8 3

I think a liberal minded woman can be a good housewife. A liberal woman is one who is progessive in her thinking, that doesn't necessarily mean she is a democrat when it comes to politics. A liberal woman could be defined as "A woman who will have sex before marriage and a job after" I don't think that because this woman was a free spirit had anything to do with why she can't cook or clean. Some people (men & women) are just unclean in general, and some people are never taught, or taken an interest in learning how to cook...

You and this woman were not made for each other, that is why it didn't work out. Not because she is "liberal" :) Glad you found what makes you happy though...

2007-07-07 11:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by Jessa 2 · 0 1

Hey, redneck, I'll put my wife up against yours any day of the week.

Her IQ is probably higher.

She's most likely better looking.

I know that mine can out-cook 90% of the people out there.

Her resume is quite impressive.

We can compare stats any time you like, troll.

And that goes for you as well, RLP...and your wisecrack answers.

2007-07-07 16:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Wrong question...it is the conservative women who are directed by their religious right/redneck boyfriends and husbands into thinking like Oral ( you bet ) Roberts. Liberal women can think for themselves, thus they pose a danger to many men. My female friends are well educated, socially conscious, cultured, and great in bed( or on the floor, table, washing machine.......

2007-07-07 13:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Hm. So your opinion of a good woman is a sex object who loves cleaning and cooking, who has no mind and will do whatever it is you say. And you say liberals are the ignorant ones?

2007-07-07 11:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by Mordent 7 · 5 3

That's wives, not wifes. I don't know are you? It seems you only want a tight little package to look good, give you blowjobs, fix your food and clean your house. No disrespect, but I'm wondering if your wife thinks she is living the American dream.

2007-07-07 11:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7 4

Redneck does not equal Conservative. Conservative does not equal redneck.

I bet that the wife in your picture loves the redneck in you. Do not assume that about the women of the US in general.

2007-07-07 11:24:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 4 3

If what you have makes you happy that's all that matters. My wife and I are equals in our marriage and that makes us happy. EXCEPT she can't touch my tools!!!

2007-07-07 11:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

I smell bacon. Anyone else smell bacon?

2007-07-07 12:07:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

One of my Friends is married to a Liberal, he has few friends
and has to get permission to go come over to visit.

2007-07-07 11:30:30 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Doom 4 · 1 5

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