Is this why the overhead is so low? Our business is booming. We dwarf the competition.
2007-07-07 03:50:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I dated a midget once. I was NUTS over her! We had to break up, she kept sticking her nose in my business.
2007-07-07 04:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT is a profitable business concept!
You're hitting on all cylinders with this one.
Just think, about the advantages. You overhead is lowered in so many ways. Being midgets, they will require much less in the way of food. You save there. Their clothing, while minimal, true, can be bought for much less due to your ability to buy child size off the rack.
They also require much less space, so you square footage requirement will be proportionally less.
Plus a big benefit is that they will be able to muti-task. Thereby saving you additional costs for more staff. They will be able to provide service to you customers in two ways. Not only will they be able to serve you clientele a drink, providing you supply them with stylish tray that they can wear on their head, but at the same time satisfy his other needs.
I tell you. I'm seeing franchise opportunities here!
2007-07-07 04:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My name is Consuelo. Are you hiring, I am looking for a little something on the side? I just lost my job as a tossing dwarf, before that I was a short order cook. It sounds like it will fill the bill for a short time. I also know a minuteman who may be interested in visiting your quaint little establishment. He sounds like the clientele you are looking for.
2007-07-07 04:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhaha
I'm pretty short, I'm not a midget or dwarf but I get short jokes all the time. That was funny. have a star
2007-07-07 03:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 02:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do they give a little head? Can I make an appointment in the wee hours? Can I ask a tiny favor? How bout a small trip around the world, like maybe two continents..you know abbreviated. A miniature version. Thanks.
2007-07-07 04:27:43 · answer #6 · answered by Lefty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheheheeheh.
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Dr. Cheeks. I thought your joke was hind-larious!
Butt, I gotta go. I'm making my rounds, and I'm a little behind.
What's this? A thermometer behind my ear? S h i t! Some @sshole has my pen!
2007-07-07 03:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardy Har Har!
2007-07-07 03:54:04 · answer #8 · answered by Mo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It looks like you stunt your business rivals. Small gains, but steady, is the way to go. You'd be surprised how little it takes to make it.
[You know we are both going to get hosed for this, right?]
2007-07-07 03:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Everybody is stuck on midgets today! Makes me feel special. :-)
2007-07-07 03:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by Indianamom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋