What would you do to get out of Jury Duty?

Question

I would say "Sorry, I'm an ostrich."They don't allow animals in a courtroom.Even though I really am an ostrich =D

Answer 1

Tell them I hate all people and all should die. Don't think they would want me.

Answer 2

I would never make an effort to get out of Jury Duty. It is a privilege to serve . It is a fundamental right which only in a free society like our, permits us to render judgment on a fellow American of being guilty or not guilty of a crime. It is an awesome responsibility. Not to participate, means having others like the Jury that acquitted O.J.Simpson of murdering two people. It took that Jury 20 minutes to come up with a not guilty verdict in a trial that went on for months.

Answer 3

Each time I've gone in for Jury Duty, I get released.

I've found honestly is the best policy. I answer the questions and I get dismissed.

Answer 4

The only time I was called for jury duty I was excused because the day I was to show up was my due date...I gave birth the day before.

Answer 5

I've never been called for Jury Duty....but probably I would guess you could say that you personally know someone related to the defendant...so that makes you ineligible.
I really don't know for sure. You could try it.

Answer 6

I would go back to school and become a judge. Judges are exempted from jury duty.

Answer 7

rip up the letter you got in the mail telling you you have jury duty because there is no proof it got to your house

Answer 8

Tell them where I work, gets me out of every criminal trial, however, I still have to go to civil court. Most of the time, I get out of it because I know the court officers.

Answer 9

not sure, never tried to get out of jury duty, but did fall asleep during it one time!

Answer 10

In Australia you volunteer to do jury duty, i just don't volunteer

Answer 11

Honestly? I wouldn't. That's $40 a day. Even if you end up not getting called, if you show up, you get paid. That's a box of diapers and a box of wipes!!!