Did it hurt?
2007-07-07 03:33:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No, but I have gotten down to brass knuckles and I got them taken away from me. The attitude of the Top Brass was enough to freeze the cajones off a brass monkey. I guess if I hadn't been so brassy, they may not have arrested me in the first place. Well, I guess I did get down to brass tacks, I had to explain the concealed weapon. I tell ya, there was no brass band playing for me that night, just one lonely harmonica in a 10X10 cell.
2007-07-07 13:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and the unfortunate event happened just last eve.
There I am, walking down the hallway with a fine martini in one hand and a delicious patte with a caviar topping in the other, only to slip on the newly waxed floor.
I don't know how many times I have told Maria not to wax the floors in the afternoon.
Anyway, my decorator, Franzzzz (That's how he spells it. I might have missed a z) had just affixed the wall hanging I had picked up in Bangkok. Quite nice actually. A lot of elephants and beads and gold embroidery.
But I digress.
In his haste to please me ( He wanted to mount the shrunken head I had picked up in Brazil before the guests arrived for the celebration honoring my appointment as local water board member) he neglected to remove the brass tacks he dropped.
Well, you can imagine what happened next. No need to go into all the details.
Other to say that there will be two shrunken heads mounted in the den very soon.
2007-07-07 16:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it did hurt. I got down to brass tacks and they called me a pin head. So I stapled my lips shut.
2007-07-07 20:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't made it to brass yet. Still stuck at copper.
2007-07-07 16:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I have talk turkey
Gobble, gobble, gobble
2007-07-07 10:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋