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while at the beach? I think I saw him running away with my beach ball!!

2007-07-07 03:13:59 · 25 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

25 answers

At the beach, or anywhere? A dragon of does anything that comes into his scaly head, so by now your beach ball is a little mass of melted rubber. One spring break I saw a naughty dragon shooting out flames at a bunch of college girls. No one was hurt, but he managed to scorch off their bikini tops.

2007-07-07 03:28:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, it wasn't a beach ball, it was a rolled-up towel. Dragons need to relax too.

2007-07-07 10:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by jenesuispasunnombre 6 · 0 0

You might be a scaly if... by -Baranth Stormwind

You think people saying "bite me" is a open invitation for lunch.
Dragonheart is your favorite movie. (for dragons)
You own all 8 Land Before Time movies. (for dinos)
The word "dragonslayer" makes you cringe.
You know that dragons really exist... because you ARE one! (Yep. I'm a dragon.)

Maybe a few ideas....

2007-07-08 14:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 0

Well, the good thing about having a dragon at the beach is that we can roast marshmallows!

2007-07-07 11:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It depends...
Green ones use to stil beach balls...
Pink ones like to eat dogs
Orange ones sometimes get married with donkies...

The color you see them depends on how much green or dried was this thing before making the joint to smoke it.

2007-07-07 10:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by odacrem69 3 · 1 0

The dragon likes to go skinny dipping...its not a pretty sight.

2007-07-07 11:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by WinoJunko 5 · 0 0

He was running towards the woods to go smoke. Dragons are smokers, don't you know.

2007-07-07 10:16:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yeah gold is hard to hoard now a days so dragons stick to easy stuff like beachballs an bikinis.

2007-07-07 10:16:54 · answer #8 · answered by AshleyNick H 3 · 1 0

That's probably the same dragon who ran off with my frisbee last week.

2007-07-07 10:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 3 0

They frolic with little Jackie Paper.

2007-07-07 10:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by revtobadblack 6 · 0 0

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