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I'm feeling so clever, sneaking veggies and other good things into that yukky junk food of yours....here, try some Twinkies now. I'll bet you won't notice the Tofu filling one bit!

2007-07-07 02:16:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Silly Dalek, omega 3 fatty acids and B vitamins are for middle aged folks worried about heart disease...thanks! Could I have a lemon wedge please?
Oh, by the way, a battery of lawyers from Dow Chemical and Halliburton are petitioning the court for an injunction to thwart your soybean based desecration of Twinkies. Why do you Hate America sir? :)

2007-07-07 04:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by splitlevelmind 5 · 2 0

Oops!...I put carrots and vinegar in your Count Chocula cereal. Did you notice the extra zing this morning? Yeah, and that brownie you're eating..it's made out of the leftovers from last night's dinner...I just thought I'd add a dash of sugar.

Don't go around thinking that you can fool me into eating healthy foods while you sneak away with all my sweets! I caught you, Dalek!

2007-07-07 02:25:31 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 1 0

MWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! The REAL question is if YOU noticed that I put unhealty food in your healthy food!! Did your granola bar taste funny? Perhaps that was because rather than granola,it was actually ground up Big Macs/Krispy Kremes/pure bacon grease.And your tofu?? Remember the question about what they do with the fat from liposuction surgery....???

2007-07-07 14:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 2 0

I didn't have Trix this morning. Instead I had Special K with raw spinach and artichoke hearts. Gritty, yet healthy. All of that fiber has make me a regular guy.

2007-07-07 02:41:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I put so much ketchup on my Trix I didn't notice but I've been meaning to change my diet for the better.

2007-07-07 02:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Feel clever all you want, Dalek... but I employed the cat as a taste-tester eons ago. And once he's done vomiting, I suspect he'll want to introduce you to all of his razor-sharp bits.

2007-07-08 12:57:02 · answer #6 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1 0

Hmm ... I guess that explains why there was a fishing lure in my cereal bowl this morning.

Well, I suppose it's only fair ... After all, I did replace your insulin with Kool-Aid.

2007-07-08 21:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2 0

now that you mention it, i don't remember fish eyes being one of the trix fruits

2007-07-07 02:21:14 · answer #8 · answered by Cliff 6 · 1 0

EWWWWWW!!!!
That's an even worse combination than I try to pass off on my child! LOL!!

2007-07-07 02:20:19 · answer #9 · answered by luki1rn 4 · 1 0

Sorry i had cheese for breakfast this morning.

2007-07-07 02:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by carpathian3030 6 · 0 0

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