Why do you breathe so heavily?
((I'm out of questions...again))
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2007-07-06 20:32:53 · 16 answers · asked by Seduce A Stranger :] 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well my dear,
Since you wouldn't date me in High school or college. "I think because I have asthma, acne, and a club foot I call Mr. Zanzibar" I pursue you through the telephone. The only problem is I have telephone anxiety disorder and my throat tightens to the point that only whispers come out and since I have a rotary phone in back water hick-ville, the connection is bad.
I only wish that you could hear me and since I bought your number off the Internet in exchange for a personalized picture of George Lucas drinking a yoowho in a bathtub full of peptobismal naked. I think I deserve to hear your voice even though you can't hear mine.
I just want you to know that even though I know you have kids and a husband. "With a job" La Dee dah.... I will still be here for you when you decide to come back to me and the force will be with both of us.
I have to go now. Mother is asking me to go clean out Mr. King Pickle puss the thirds kitty litter pan.
I will call as soon as I can return all this scrap metal to get a phone card.
Love
Pee Wee Herman
Pt's at least for originality. I even made myself laugh.
2007-07-06 20:55:47 · answer #1 · answered by annasdad 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I was trying the Darth Vader act by breathing into the air conditioner - you didn't buy it huh? Oh well...
2007-07-06 20:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I just ran away from some monster in my dreams. I called for consoling!!!! *heaving breaths)
2007-07-06 20:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was just pressing star 69 cause I was trying to see who was calling me.
2007-07-06 20:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by wolflady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I only prank call the prez and tell him I found WMD's in places....
2007-07-06 20:35:36 · answer #5 · answered by squiggle_worm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was *breath* trying *breath* to *tell* you *breath* theres *breath* someone *breath* behind *breath* y....*passes out from breathing too hard*
2007-07-06 20:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by Qwen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No!! I'd never do that to you!!! You're too nice.. I'd rather prank SkinButt Charlie.
!Yaaw!
2007-07-06 20:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Exertion - I'm using both hands.
2007-07-07 04:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, i don't have any minutes so no its not me. maybe darth vader? or maybe someone who's calling for help because they're running from a serial killer?
2007-07-06 20:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by hello.2.u.2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You caught me . I just like hearing your hello. It is quite seductive.
2007-07-07 00:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋