I tried once on the cute little blue Dalek that runs the bagel cart back in my hometown, but the only other word that rhymes with "Dalek" will get you slapped with a plunger-arm pretty darned fast.....
2007-07-06 20:12:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh my god yes!!!
sonnet 116
shakespeare
(boy did it work)
shakespeare just does it for me!
maybe you should try some on your little blue dalek.....wait...tell me again, how many wives do you have? *giving dalek the evil stare that burns with the heat of a thousand suns*
2007-07-06 21:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't even try it.....I was told. I WROTE some lines once on a time In wondrous merry mood, And thought, as usual, men would say They were exceeding good. They were so queer, so very queer, I laughed as I would die; Albeit, in the general way, A sober man am I. I called my servant, and he came; How kind it was of him To mind a slender man like me, He of the mighty limb. "These to the printer," I exclaimed, And, in my humorous way, I added, (as a trifling jest,) "There'll be the devil to pay." He took the paper, and I watched, And saw him peep within; At the first line he read, his face Was all upon the grin. He read the next; the grin grew broad, And shot from ear to ear; He read the third; a chuckling noise I now began to hear. The fourth; he broke into a roar; The fifth; his waistband split; The sixth; he burst five buttons off, And tumbled in a fit. Ten days and nights, with sleepless eye, I watched that wretched man, And since, I never dare to write As funny as I can.
2016-05-20 04:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I did but the moron dumped me in an email which is pathetic since he loved the poem.
Pffft he was wierd anyway, he needs an exorcism.
2007-07-06 23:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...no I could never do love poetry. I would end up with such meaningless lines it wouldn't even count as poetry.
2007-07-06 20:32:04 · answer #4 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Can I be on top?
I've never had to come up with the next line... men are so easy compared to English teachers. ;)
2007-07-07 08:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I sent this to my ex-girlfriend on Valentine's Day ...
"Roses Are Red ... Violets Are Blue ...
I Slept With Your Sister."
And there was a Polaroid attached ...
2007-07-06 23:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes but it was a waste fo time I found out I was trying to woo a poster of Angelina Jolie!
2007-07-06 20:25:10 · answer #7 · answered by Injun 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i am an expert poet and a true romancer of women.
the following poem of mine was nominated for a Pulitzer prize:
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa,
I love you more than pizza!
the end
2007-07-06 20:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Not me. I think I am one of those praying mantis things because I just bite his head off.
2007-07-06 20:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but I did not make it up myself.
2007-07-06 20:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by Norht 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋