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A friend once told me a true story about his travel agent wife. Apparently there is an airport in Russia, I think, named Uranus. Someone called her wanting a rental car there, and his request was, "I need to get a car in Uranus." She had a hard time being professional with this caller!

2007-07-06 19:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The seventh planet from the sun. It is a gas planet, has a faint ring around it and is almost identical to Neptune except it's ring is right-side up instead of sideways.

How you like them apples?

2007-07-06 19:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

something you add to iron to make gold but you can only find it on Ursa minor junior which is in the beateljuice 5 vicinity and to get there you have to Cross the galaxy passing eroticon6 which is the home of the vicious bugblatter beast of trawl and the infamous triple breasted whore.

2007-07-06 19:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

going to be renamed Urectum sometime before the year 3000. I know that because Professor Farnsworth said so.

2007-07-06 19:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ur anus is the biggest thing, since looking at the moon through a telescope.

2007-07-06 19:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by Tazmiamor 6 · 0 0

A little Dirty. Seems as though you did not squeeze the Charmin enough. Oh yeah. . . . .and guess what else? Your epidermis is showing.

2007-07-06 20:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2 0

The biggest I have seen in my life. It also has some dangly things comming off of it. . . . .are they called hemorrhoids or ***-teroids?

2007-07-06 22:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Davros's new vacation planet.
Break out the tanning oil, you're gonna be his towel...erm, dalek.

2007-07-06 20:04:16 · answer #8 · answered by MoMo 3 · 2 0

being probed. Watch the film at eleven!

2007-07-06 19:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Full of hot gassssssss!!!!!

And it has a crack down the middle

2007-07-06 19:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by jason.rowebot 3 · 1 0

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