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a naked guy laying on the back of an elephant on the front lawn

2007-07-06 16:49:07 · answer #1 · answered by ☮Witty Sarcasm♥ 7 · 1 0

Picking a fight with a seven foot three hundred pound biker named butch, lying bloody in an alley, throwing up in the backseat of a squad car, being anally violated by butches little brother named tiny in the drunk tank, did I mention that tiny is taller and heavier than butch, then waking up the next morning wearing lipstick and trying to get a funny taste out of your mouth, and wondering why you got boobs tattoed on your back. Have fun, enjoy. Hope this helps some.

2007-07-06 23:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dear Sir,

A drunken stupor says the minimum. When you wake up next to a 400 lb. hooker named Earl, you'll be more inclined as to the actual outcome of Jager shots.

Drink responsibly,

Pianoguy

2007-07-06 23:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by pianoguy05 2 · 0 0

i haven't done *just* jager. but the other weekend this couple kept on buying me shots so they could take me home. i must have been a disappointment when all i did was sleep. but i got nice and drunk with no hang over for free. woohoo!

2007-07-06 23:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by lost.amber 5 · 0 0

Getting up in the morning and stumbling to find the white porcellian god, and kneeling before it.

2007-07-06 23:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by Dennis B 5 · 1 0

nah, i dont know what these people are talking about, i never get hangovers, except that one time, the other time was a bad gin encounter. and ive never woke up next to a fat guy name earl. what the hell is his name?!

2007-07-07 00:12:14 · answer #6 · answered by nodumgys 7 · 2 0

shots!!?! straight out of the bottle around here. it usually ends up very nicely, except that one time.

2007-07-06 23:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

waking up in an unfamiliar place, usually in clothes other than the ones you fell asleep in.

2007-07-06 23:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by goldengoose 3 · 0 0

a splitting headache and the feeling of huh

2007-07-06 23:48:39 · answer #9 · answered by NoLongerHere 7 · 1 0

fighting, holes in walls, doors off hinges, and a few disorderly conduct citations...

2007-07-06 23:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by D-Boy 2 · 1 0

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