to hide, and why don't they want to let us see what they are hiding?Please give funny answers I need cheering up, I am in need of a laugh.
2007-07-06 08:12:24 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
I need to grow hair somewhere. I can't grow it on the top of my head.
2007-07-06 08:15:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
If you look close enough, you will see they are hiding snacks. A few carefully placed M&M's can help you get thru a serious discussion with your spouse on the merits of picking up your clothes. They are great for sneaking snacks into the movies as well. You will need lots of these for your spouses "got to see"chick flick.
2007-07-06 15:24:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think is it mainly just being lazy. Its not that Men with beards are hiding anything. It is just easier to trim your beard every couple of weeks rather than shaving everyday. There is also less skin irritation.
2007-07-06 15:19:28 · answer #3 · answered by Alivia's Daddy 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! I wish I could show this to my boyfriend right now! <3
He thinks he looks better with a beard... because he's a little on the Husky side (I called him delightfully squishy when he claimed to be fat DON'T DO THAT) and he thinks it defines his jaw line and makes him look thinner. I just think it makes him look like that "Al" guy from Home Improvement!!
and it's like kissing a brillo pad.
and food gets stuck in it
and his is red AND brown
hope this was good for a laugh or two.
2007-07-06 15:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by Allie Dee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband has always told me that the reason he grows a beard and mustache is because he can "savor the flavor". Whatever that means.....
2007-07-06 17:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by Nichole 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't know why men grow beards as the ones who have them do seem to be hiding something. have you ever heard of the saying ...grass doesn't grow on busy paths.........that's why men go bald and women don't grow beards...
2007-07-06 15:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by dave c 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To make up for whats disappearing on top...
To hide bad teeth...
To draw away from 'smaller issues'...
To catch pizza that might have dropped...
To look 'cool' on Harley's...
To beg for money...
To make women laugh...
To scare small children into being good at Christmas...
To snare unwary travelers...
2007-07-06 15:16:19 · answer #7 · answered by tommynocker001 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're in need of a laugh so you want to make fun of men with facial hair???
2007-07-06 15:14:58 · answer #8 · answered by Chad 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do women have hair, what are WE trying to hide?
2007-07-06 15:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Acne
2007-07-06 15:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋