2007-07-06 08:05:12 · 40 answers · asked by × 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I never had any imaginary friends I guess maybe cuz I had so many bros siss n couisins to play with , My daughter had 1 tho his name is sparky the toad I cant tell you how many times I had to set a place for him at the table heehee
2007-07-06 08:33:03 · answer #1 · answered by ??? NeVaR ??? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a matter of fact, my only reason for even logging onto Yahoo Answers today is to get my mind off last night when my imaginary girlfriend - for no good reason - just stood up and said she was leaving me for someone else whom she imagined would be a better lover. Can you believe that? After all I did for her - all I gave to her? TALK ABOUT INGRATITUDE! The phony B*&#$!
Here she came into my dreams one night - sorta skinny and frizzy-haired at first with a funny little lithp, but I didn't care! I did what any caring guy would do by giving her a knockout bod with feminine charms that her real counterparts have to pay tens of thousands of dollars to receive in the cosmetic surgery clinics ranging throughout the modern world, gave her the ability to say, "Kes, you know you are the most wonderful man in the world and I want to make love to you all night," in half a dozen languages with nary a lisp at all, and blessed her with a incredible IQ with which she can carry on a conversation with me, then SHE LEAVES ME! What a creep! I hope she starts to sag!
I'm going to get even with her, though! I have already imagined here shacking up with Joe Timmorsky down the street, and all I can do is laugh: He has the worst halitosis in town, and likes blondes! My girl's - I mean my EX girl's hair is BRUNETTE! Ha! Ha! THE JOKE'S ON HER! He'll think of someone else in no time, and she'll be out on that imaginary street of life, trying to find a mind - any mind - who will take her in, and they won't! Looks like I win after all, when it comes down to it, huh?
Thanks for asking, but I'll be fine eventually. This just goes to show that regardless of how hard you try to find love, it sometimes works out, and sometimes it doesn't. I'm sure somewhere out there there's a girl for me....I'll just have to keep my mind open...
2007-07-06 08:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by Kesokram 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, the way some of my friends don't really care about me, I guess I can say they are real people, but imaginary friends...
You have a wonderful weekend!! :)
2007-07-06 09:24:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I had one named Charlie, but he started to really get on my nerves, and he just pushed me over the edge one day and I stabbed him with an imaginary knife. Then I made a new one and named him Fred. The only bad thing about Fred is he like to break things and knock things over, and then I get blamed. He also like to trip me from time to time.
2007-07-06 10:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but that weird guy in my class has imaginary friends. He really doesn't have any real friends... but, it's funny to see him talk to the air!!!
2007-07-06 08:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure do!
And i have imaginary sex with them all the time!
Have a nice day.
2007-07-06 08:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by Ringo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only the ones I imagined was and now aren't. I hope I have and know I have a few on answers and IM, and Email, besides the one at the Mall n movie rental.
2007-07-06 08:31:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does Bob the man who lives inside my head count?
2007-07-06 08:08:07 · answer #8 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am an imaginary friend...ain't you figured that out yet, x ChArMz x?!
2007-07-06 08:21:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my sibling and i came up with an imaginary sister named taylor, haha, just for fun....
2007-07-06 08:15:38 · answer #10 · answered by godschild 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋