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Clear cut my 50 year old bonsai collection and threw my life size bronze statue of Jennifer Connelly off the second story deck. Should I..? a. call a log truck? b. glue Jennifers leg together? Refocus on my vintage toaster collection?. D other

2007-07-06 08:00:10 · 18 answers · asked by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

you really love that girl, justin. i assume you are talking about the same one. you gotta be. i'd have kicked her out a long time ago. ladies, this here is a true gentleman. why do the nice guys always go through stuff like this? and why do guys like me always get smacked in the face or kicked in the nuh-evermind...?

2007-07-06 09:09:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

LOL...you comprehend what they say..thunder in basic terms occurs while this is raining...while the rain washes you sparkling you will comprehend. of course look on the remarkable facet, she would have took a louieville slugger to the two headlights, slashed a hollow in all 4 tires, or carved her call into your leather-based seats....yet for now purely be confident to get some plastic for the rain, 'reason while it rains, it pours! greater helpful get on her good facet! LMAO ;o)

2016-10-01 00:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Who the hell is Jennifer Connelly?
Have a nice day.
Oh yeah, D. Tell the truth!

2007-07-06 08:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by Ringo 3 · 0 1

Dip the girlfiend in bronze to replace the broken statue

2007-07-06 08:04:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

D. Start to repair Jennifer's leg with stickers off your empty beer bottles.

2007-07-06 08:08:54 · answer #5 · answered by Patty O' Green 5 · 1 0

Could try throwing gf off 2nd floor deck, but be advised to do it under the cover of darkness~

2007-07-06 08:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by letzztry 4 · 4 0

well i would be mad too , seems like you should both set down and talk this out or end it all together.. she could throw you off the second story deck next.

2007-07-06 08:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by angel 4 · 0 0

as funny as it would be to glue someones legs together you have to ask yourself...why did she do this?? I think you'll see it was all your fault. so if Any gluing is going to be done it will probably be her gluing your right testicle to you left thigh. sleep with one eye open...lol

2007-07-06 08:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

your gf had no business touching that stuff. any court in the land would find you innocent if you decided to axe her.

seriously, when will they learn not to touch a guys things?

2007-07-06 08:03:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jim Shorts 4 · 2 0

D.other, Start treating you girl with some respect!

2007-07-06 08:03:16 · answer #10 · answered by jen123 4 · 1 0

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