Do men size each other up in the public restrooms?

Answer 1

Never, it's against Man Law.

Answer 2

No. Normal men do not stand in public restrooms and compare their sizes with each other. It's simply something that makes the majority of men, if not all, uncomfortable.

There are instances though, when two or more close male friends will be having a serious heart to heart talk. Or something to that extent. And occasionally the subject comes up because as a man grows up he'd want to know where he stands in that aspect, and he'd feel much more comfortable talking to the men he trusts.

To the majority of men, it's a sensitive and serious topic. But yes, there are times when it is compared. But never in a public restroom.

Answer 3

Sizing up men in public restrooms is strictly against male restroom etiquette.
There is an unspoken social contract which designates appropriate and inappropriate restroom conduct.

The first rule of this social contract is Efficiency.
For as long as they have existed men's restrooms have prided themselves on being far superior to women's facilities due to their faster transaction processing time.
The functioning of a restroom is directly dependent on the efficiency of the men using it.

Waste no time.
This is vital.
Walk in.
Do your business.
Wash your hands.
Walk out.

Never make eye contact.
This could be seen as a proposition and could result in a severe beating or an unwanted sexual encounter.
Resist at all costs the temptation to let your gaze wander to any part of the body of a fellow occupant whether their nether regions are of genuine interest to you or not.

These are the rules and I obey them.

Answer 4

I'm usually much to busy to roust a guy in the pisser.

It's the stare of 10 inches; your eyes to the wall; and there is nothing on the wall but perhaps some illegible limerick of one sort or another.

But if the guy next to you 'slaps the urinal' it's legal to get a quick measuring glance. But I guess most of these guys went home for a shower after practice. There's no hiding in a locker room.

Answer 5

I am sorry to tell you this, but no, we men do not size eachother up in public restrooms. We do not size eachother up in private restrooms either! It is against Man Law.

Answer 6

LOL no it's EXPLICITLY forbidden in the Code.

as a matter of fact it's discouraged to even acknowledge the existence of other men in the bathroom, except (at maximum) a nod. The only reason you look at other people in the bathroom is to judge the best urinal, which is chosen based on distance from other occupied urinals/toilets. In the event that multiple such units are of equal distance from any occupied toilet/urinal, the one furthest from the door is to be chosen.

Of course those are the details and aren't always necessarily followed. looking at another dude's junk? JESUS no!!

oh yea and cowgirl you dumb ****, haha no we really don't. the huge number of responses aren't by a bunch of "insecure" men - it's just that the question is such a DEFINITE "no" that it's INCREDIBLE anyone even ASKED. it goes without saying.

Answer 7

Heterosexual Men - No. Probably can't emphasis that enough.It's against the unwritten rule of men.Conversation should be at a minimum and eyes straight ahead until the business is done. It's considered impolite and rude and not to mention the possibility of ridicule or physical harm.
Homosexual(or Bi)- Possibly . (I'm of the first category so I can't say) And probably only in a gay friendly environment(gay bar etc.)

Answer 8

No.
___Zeebya, what kind of attitude is that? I could ask you if you get sexually excited by salamanders, and then claim when you say "no" that the ones who deny it are the ones who do it the most. Some psycho-babble professionals like to pull out the line about denial whenever they get an answer they don't like, but without some basis in fact, it seems mostly that some people have some sort of prejudice or ideological axe to grind when they make such a claim.

Answer 9

Not that any man would admit to doing so but, I'm sure that they do. But,then again,it would depend on their inner security and their age. Men have been known to actually measure their p**** size. Probably, not any different from a woman measuring her breast size. However, with maturity,females just kind of accept their size. After all,how many females can afford implants??

Answer 10

NO!!! i havent met a single man who even (purposefully) tries to look at another persons package. I think its cuz its against the man ego, its natural thing, NO ONE DOES. Many of the men dont even look at their own package, may be other than when takin out or in. most men just look straight, not down, and do their work, zip it up, and done.

Answer 11

No way! If it was ever witnessed by me I'd never use a public restroom!