Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2007-07-06 06:24:17 · 28 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh yeah...well...."Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
2007-07-06 06:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Men are like sign of love........?
Don't believe ? Don't you love your papa ? I mean father ? We man are full of emotion but, the problem is that if we are not a good thinker than we become boring for a female ! As well as If we don't find the same emotions back from our female then it is also creating boringness in relation ! BTW It is possible that few females have bad experience from man but, as a good thinker I'm telling that Man are too good than female ! Perhaps think that there are only females in this world ! Can you think this world ?! So, man are necessary and man are full of feelings, emotion......
With Love,
manket59
2007-07-06 13:38:30 · answer #2 · answered by manket59 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am glad you are all having fun at the expense of Men. Its okay. I wish there was a way to be perfect like you all. Oh well. Someday....someday..
2007-07-06 14:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Chico Escuela aka Rob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with all! That was funny! But i really agree with the chocolate Bars!
2007-07-06 13:27:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny love the lava lamp one
2007-07-06 13:34:28 · answer #5 · answered by Ohhh It's Me!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll add a few more to your list...
curling irons-they're always hot and always in your hair.
mini skirts - if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
And my personal favorite....
handguns - keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it. :)
Gotta love them though!
2007-07-06 13:31:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like shoes-easy to change.
You know why God created men first?-you learn on your mistakes.
2007-07-06 13:27:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is great...I love it. The one about women was pretty funny too!
2007-07-06 13:31:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha but you forgot the are a lot like a big pain in the *** too!
2007-07-06 13:27:48 · answer #9 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like me
2007-07-06 13:27:05 · answer #10 · answered by Tom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋