I am tired, and I have no work to do. I want out!
2007-07-06 05:54:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Boss, I'm tired, and I have no work to do. I want out."
2007-07-06 05:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by Stuart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Russians have invaded Colorado. It's the real Red Dawn ! We have to get outta here !
2007-07-06 12:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on if you get embarrassed or not! A good one is telling them that you have diarrhea! You can't come into work if you can't make it off the toilet! In the military, they give you quarters for this excuse!
2007-07-06 13:04:35 · answer #3 · answered by meeda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Tell them you must have eaten something bad and you have uncontrollable fluids coming out of your butt.
2. You just received a phone call from the police and your house was broken into and they need you there.
3. Just say, " gotta go!!! personal stuff=personal day!"
2007-07-06 13:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by Fireman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a standing appointment with Dr. Jack regarding that can flu you seem to come down with every saturday morning.
2007-07-06 12:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ate something bad at lunch and now have a case of the runs, or my favorite...explosive diarrhea..lol. No one wants that within 20 feet of them.
2007-07-06 12:59:33 · answer #6 · answered by ThisGuy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
text a mate, and tell them to call the main switchboard or human resources, anyone at work but you, and tell them to say theres a family emergency. you dont have to say its YOUR family, but someone in the world will be having one, so its the truth
2007-07-06 12:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell your boss you are a waste of company time and salary, and that he should just send you home.
2007-07-06 12:58:30 · answer #8 · answered by CHERYL 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Say you need to go on a lunch break.
2007-07-06 12:58:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make yourself vomit, or pretend to sprain your ankle. or get a call saying a relitive died
2007-07-06 13:18:02 · answer #10 · answered by A Random Stranger You Meet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋