2007-07-06 05:30:06 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
did she send it by carrier pigeon?
2007-07-06 05:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Myžtikal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Listen pal! You're not getting off that easy.
A letter? Riiiiiight.
Is that why you climbed out the window? Then ran down the alley screaming, waking up all the people within a half a mile?
You knew full well it was a warrant. And you know why too.
Just because you can dance around in a penguin suit in your home town doesn't mean we hold any truck for that sort of thing around here.
We at the Oregon State Police strongly suggest that you voluntarily return and turn yourself in.
It'll go a lot easier for you.
Don't forget to bring the hotel sheets with you. Leave your penquin suit at home.
Perv.
2007-07-06 09:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can tell you what not to do....last time I stayed at a hotel, I asked the very attractive hotel clerk for a wake up booty call instead of a wake up phone call.
I have to say that she had a great left hook. My jaw is still sore.
2007-07-06 12:36:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually you can ask for a wake up call, but maybe the hotel you stayed at didn't believe in phones.
2007-07-06 05:32:56 · answer #4 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets hope it was on very loud stationary. I have to say this is highly unusual. In fact, it is really pushing the envelope so to speak. They say the pen is mightier than the sword, so just be glad they didn't draw first blood. Unless of course you got a paper cut.
2007-07-06 05:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard of a wake up letter. Most times it is a wake up call. Maybe it is a regional thing. Sorry I couldn't help more!
2007-07-06 05:33:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A wake up letter - as compared to a wake up phone call? How exactly did this wake you up?
I would say, most unusual indeed.
2007-07-06 05:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by misscarinne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really, some hotels do provide this really personalized service for a fee or for free for its customers.
2007-07-06 05:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by MoMo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's time to leave. Too many of these morons are starting to believe you.
Dear Morons - this is not for real. Read the rest of Chaz' questions. Pay particular attention to this one (have some read it to you if needed): http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ale26BsGspiH2HKZspLQi_Psy6IX?qid=20070706084434AALekcz&show=7#profile-info-M5nJJgLiaa
2007-07-06 07:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if they put it in your box and then call at 10 am to tell you that there is a message waiting for you.
2007-07-06 05:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very! I was sent a wake-up "call" in Morse code!
2007-07-06 05:33:42 · answer #11 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋