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2007-07-06 04:11:50 · 36 answers · asked by Full of Id 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

oh no - I don't do "mom jeans" !!!

2007-07-06 04:16:52 · update #1

36 answers

A minivan does not change the MILF status.

If you were a MILF before you drove your minivan, you're still one. If you weren't, you're still not.

Hang up and drive!

2007-07-06 04:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 1 1

Yes, and now you have a minivan in which to take all the guys looking to tag a MILF. You're a MILF in a MFL, Mobile Fornication Location.

2007-07-06 04:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A MILF is a MILF no matter what she drives. You just may be noticed quicker once you step outside the mini van.

2007-07-06 04:15:34 · answer #3 · answered by idahoturkey 4 · 1 0

haha! if you were a MILF before said minivan, you are still a MILF with your new minivan. you may even get bonus points :o)

2007-07-06 04:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by Katerina Beana 4 · 1 0

If you were before the minivan, you certainly will be after. Just don't start wearing "mom jeans" and you'll be in the clear!

2007-07-06 04:14:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A MILF is always a MILF. You could be driving a Pinto and still look good.

2007-07-06 04:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by Master Kenobi 4 · 1 0

A minivan may make the "F" part easier to do, and in some risque locations to boot.

2007-07-06 04:15:11 · answer #7 · answered by comtnman2003 3 · 0 0

Yea now you can also be classified as a soccer mom milf.

2007-07-06 04:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by Tom B 2 · 1 0

Absolutely not!!! I have 2 kids, been called a MILF, I will NEVER own a minivan! Don't want to lose my status! SUV all the way.

2007-07-06 04:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by deez0477 3 · 2 3

MILF has nothing to do with what "you" drive. I have an old Porsche is you'd like to ride in style.

2007-07-06 04:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by Iggy 7 · 0 0

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