2007-07-06 03:11:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is it a sharp knife?
2007-07-06 03:14:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I have heard of bedsores but sitting on a knife edge must really make the eyes water.
2007-07-06 10:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by david t 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask her to switch to reduced sugar jam. It's healthier than honey.
2007-07-06 10:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by Stella S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rest easy in the knowledge that should she cut her tongue, honey is re-known for its` healing capacity !
2007-07-06 13:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to climb down from the cutlery and sit on a chair.
2007-07-06 10:36:11 · answer #5 · answered by cherrycheesecake 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Use an enormous meat cleaver to jelly your toast, then let the jelly drip down the blade like blood & lick it off. Then slam the meat cleaver down as hard as you can to chop your toast in half. Do this all while giving her the evil eye. Or, you could throw care bears & daisies at her.
2007-07-06 10:15:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Open a motel
2007-07-06 10:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by 👑 Hypocrite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her how you feel about this, she will understand and may stop. At least if she knows she will be aware of this!
Good Luck!
2007-07-06 10:15:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try teaching her to suck eggs. No, be nice to granny, she could have kicked dropped you when you were a baby - but she didn't, so have a heart.
2007-07-06 10:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to butter your gran up
2007-07-06 10:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by john k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a lie in x
2007-07-10 05:25:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋