What are the ways to masturbate?

Question

What sort of fruit is best and how do you masturbate with it. Also what other ways are there

Answer 1

Oh the more acidic the better I've heard!

I hear grapefruits with a hole in them are the way forward!

Answer 2

fruit nope i prefer u another method u should visit advancedmasturbation.com....u may useful pics with demonstrations.........nd fruit is banana it s 4 two ways if u r gay u can use it 4 **** in or slice it into half remove fruit use the hollow skin 4 masturbate..try it buddy

Answer 3

Mashed Bananas

Answer 4

FRUIT?!?!?! FFS, get a grip

On the other hand, don't

I'd go with the advice about seeking out a pro...except I'd go for psychiatric help rather than sex services

What a looper

Answer 5

Quit altogether. Here is why and how:

I did it and it isn't too difficult. Further, you will experience a peace of mind that will be worth your weight in gold. (For starters, a faith in Jesus and a desire to give it up for the right reason should be the foundation.) I wanted to give it up because the media implanted a lust for women far out of the ordinary and I was going insane because I wanted more than one woman (most are like this, hence so much cheating and divorce). My time was spent feeling sorry for myself and thinking of suicide - boohoo for me. I wanted a woman in proportion to the frequency of masturbating and mental sexual dreaming and I lost my focus in many areas of life. So here is what I did...

If I thought about a woman twenty times an hour, I would block out just a few of those thoughts if I could not block them all. At first it was like giving up a drug. But soon momentum took over and I could go for longer and longer periods.

Step one: block out as many thoughts as you can of arousing images until you can go all day without thinking of it even once - like myself (keeping in mind I am in my twenties and naturally muscular due to high levels of testosterone - If I could do it anyone can). This will include turning away from stimulating outward images such as most of what you see on television, the attire of many young women, and the general media.

Step two: to make this process easier get involved with some sort of activity: exercise, work-related things, etc. It might be tough to get started, but soon you will be mentally absorbed into your work and before you know it you have defeated your thoughts, have gained more control over yourself and are finally exhibiting true strength.

In addition to these things: do not listen to anyone telling you it is okay to masturbate, that you are an idiot, that you are not a normal man, etc. It is not normal and after all, you feel ashamed, correct? Keep in mind that misery loves company and so do losers and the self-defeated, as their pride cannot stand the thought of someone being stronger or above their faults. Deep inside they hate when people even consider giving it up.

Most men are weak and we live in a sexually starved world where sex is "celebrated" far too much (actually our generation's "celebration" is just our pride getting in the way of admitting it is a problem). Most men would screw some guys wife and destroy a marriage and mess up kids head simply because they are controlled by their sexual desire like a drug addict - they hurt others with no conscience to get their "fix" no different than a crack addict.

Realize that you are in for a battle because of the media, most of your peers, and the world around you, but it can be done and the reward is more peace, self-control, and contentment than most people could only dream of.

Finally, sex is not wrong and avoiding masturbation, sexual thoughts, and the like, will cause you to be ultra sensitive when you do have sex. When you do finally find a good woman, a wife, your sexual experience will be out of this world and you will not get sick of your wife simply because you will not desensitize yourself by partaking in so many forms of it like most people do, leading to the failure of many relationships due to becoming "bored" of the same person.

Good luck, or even better - God Bless!

Answer 6

PUBLIC WARNING:

WEIRDO ALERT LEVEL 1

Eat the fruit masturbate later!

Answer 7

nicely c in case you have a vibrator or certainly one of those physique massagers oh my there super reason there so valuable and quickly.ehehheeh and take a verify out laying on something fairly annoying and hump the object thats cool too. or maybe try grinding on something ewwlala

Answer 8

An unhealthy question, definitely not the way to get your 5 a day!

Answer 9

Pineapple and a little bit of cream

Answer 10

I usually use a pineapple. A persimmon can be quite satisfying too.