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Yeah ....thanks a lot .....You keep turning on the XXX channel while I was having a family reunion. I had to unplug the set and my granny wanted to call a priest for the thing.

2007-07-06 03:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1 1

Probably as blitzed as I was when I passed out in some stranger's yard in a town 20 minutes from my house & I have no clue how I got there or why....no I wasn't driving, either. I woke up in my cousin's house & she said she found me laying there & moved my a*ss before I got arrested.

2007-07-06 09:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

not blitzed as my wife, when he answers the phone while ironing and picked up the iron instead of the phone

2007-07-06 09:58:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Not too blitzed...not unless you kept hitting redial

2007-07-06 10:26:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'm blitzed and it all started on Wednsday. happy 4th everybody!

2007-07-06 10:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Since you were still conscious, I will say... almost blitzed enough.

2007-07-06 09:52:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Not blitzed enough.

2007-07-06 09:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by PCB Part 3 2 · 1 1

Not as blitzed as my husband was when he tried to pee on the dryer thinking it was the toilet....:)

2007-07-06 09:52:56 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle B 3 · 1 1

It's ok hawk we all do this sort of stuff sometimes....Just last week while drinking my tequila I tried to ask my man to pass me the salt.

But it came out I hate your guts you f*cking dick!


Do you think he'll ever come home?

2007-07-06 12:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by Karen 4 · 1 1

alittle too much whiskey? or are you an Old English 800 man? that will get you BLITZED !!! LOL

2007-07-06 10:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by Mee~mOe~ 5 · 0 1

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