First make sure you are in good shape, go to the gym and workout 5 days a week, treat it like a job because it actually is a job. You must get your body in tip top shape to trick the man, dress like a scank, have lots of sex with him. Do all the things to him you won't ever do again after your married! Act like other men are interested in you only after you do all of the above or he really won't believe it. Act like you will make a great wife and mother (fake maternal qualities) you scrag. It will be too late when he finds out the truth. Cook, cook, cook, however, don't eat until after your married. Once you follow these guidelines you will have your man, your house, your child. You must continue to trick him the job is not done. Now you must get pregnant. You are close to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Let him know this will not change anything, try to keep the laughter deep inside like you have done the entire time. Good luck!
2007-07-06 01:26:05 · 18 answers · asked by sowhat 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Hmm - we have a few issues to work out this morning, don't we?
2007-07-06 01:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry that you must have gone through a bad situation. The fact is that not all women are like that. Don't jump quickly into a relationship with someone. Look for depth and meaning, not surface sparkle and flash. Take plenty of time to get to know them, and you will have a better chance of finding what you want. Do not let this bad situation color how you treat other women, or you will just scare many good women away.
2007-07-13 13:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by Don't Wanna Die 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Oh that was a great laugh. Was it wrong to laugh?
Love this response too. That's a zinger girl!
"Soooooo, did you keep the house and the kid, or are you living in a dive and paying child support?????!!!!! "
*Sigh
goodnight*
2007-07-14 01:01:10 · answer #3 · answered by Woman in Red 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goal,goal,goal!
yes yes yes!you can!
persevere, hard work! be who you are,,don't ever wear a facade..
you can not pass through the abyss of your life and get to the other shore when you don't even know thyself-master yourself well enough before you dream..
2007-07-13 17:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by sly angel :) 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooooo, did you keep the house and the kid, or are you living in a dive and paying child support?????!!!!!
2007-07-13 21:31:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not just be who you really are and find someone that will like you for you?
2007-07-06 08:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by zerospacegurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry.I was trying to get points not be confused by your statement.
2007-07-13 13:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by enlightened 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say marry a bitter, naive sucker like you.
2007-07-11 23:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by Pilgrim Traveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, Im sorry, I get what this guy is saying, What I dont get is what Sly said???????
2007-07-14 00:19:33 · answer #9 · answered by Sherry D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2007-07-06 08:29:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋