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2007-07-06 01:04:09 · 8 answers · asked by Alice 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
A friend from Puerto Rico and a new speaker of English was in my car with me. It was a wonderful blue sky spring day, one that made you mad to be at work, and he was gazing out the window and said:
"Today is so cute!!"
After I got control of the car after almost dying of laughter, I explained that even though there is no good reason for it, the day can be pretty or beautiful, but it can't be cute.
Another time we were stationed in a remote place in Pakistan (we were USAF) and hungry as heck. We always talked about what we were going to eat when we got back home. One of the guys said
"I feel like a cheeseburger"
The kid from Puerto Rico sat for a few minutes looking confused and finally asked
"Why do you feel like a cheeseburger? Do you need to take a bath because you are greasy?"
Oh my god, I thought we were all going to die. I don't know if I have ever laughed so hard. English makes no sense sometimes, but we all get it.
2007-07-06 01:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by spookyjimjams 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is funny and kind of sad at the same time, I was working in a remote region of Chile teaching birth control to teenagers. This girl told me she was having sex with her boyfriend so I ask her if she was using condoms and she answer "I tried but they were really hard to swallow so we are not" I almost pee my pants, the poor thing thought she had to "take" the condom by mouth, so sad but funny at the same time.
2007-07-06 09:26:46 · answer #2 · answered by rickyhunter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mate once said; " I saw something at the supermarket that reminded me of you, but when I looked closer it actually said
THICK CUT"
2007-07-06 08:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Robert S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jacob wrestled God in Sadoom (Pelastine)while he was running like a thief. He won the wrestling and got a sername "Israel" ???
2007-07-06 08:14:37 · answer #4 · answered by aslam09221 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Someone once told me,"when i die i want to owe alot of people alot of money......that way i know i will be remembered"
2007-07-06 08:08:18 · answer #5 · answered by Chet the Body 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday my best friend was telling me this joke abt how hitler went up to phsycic and was like wen ami going to die?
and then the phsycic was like on a jewish holiday and then Hitler was like WAT!!! How do u know and then the phsycic was like ur death is going to be a Jewish holiday!!!
2007-07-06 08:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by hUMOR*mE 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your good looking.
2007-07-06 10:16:08 · answer #7 · answered by gla46 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once my friend said " when i die, make sure i get buried upside down so th whole world can kiss my ***"
2007-07-06 08:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by Prophet. 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋