2007-07-06 00:42:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pixie pinched my bum, pmsl
xxx
2007-07-06 00:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by ☆♥ Tinkz Baby! ♥☆ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
talking of midgets
A midget went into a brothel. none of the girls wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Mitzi was unlucky and went up to the room with him.
a minute later, there was a loud scream, the madam and all the other girls charged up the stairs and into the room. Mitzi lay on the floor in a dead faint. standing next to the bed was the midget, nude, and with a 3 foot d*ck hanging down almost touching the floor.
the girls were dumbfounded by the sight. finally, one of them regained her composure to say "sir, would you mind if we felt it? we've never seen anything like that before".
the midget sighed. "okay, honey.But only touching,
no s**king. l used to be 6 feet tall
2007-07-06 08:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Followed up by Horny Midgets stole my Dog!
My girlfriend is an alien
Who wants to sleep with a millionaire
I will do anything to be TV
Transexuals confess all
2007-07-06 07:47:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really good enough- needs editing.
My sister's alcoholic, ex convict, horny, midget husband ruined our one day marriage- Is this giant baby mine?
2007-07-06 08:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tapdance Your Way To Social Ridicule.
2007-07-06 07:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aliens haveing sex by touching fingers... and their alien babies coming to earth and throwing ham at bums that wait outside of wal-mart asking for money
2007-07-06 07:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by sarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fast animals, Slow children!!
2007-07-06 09:00:35 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about luring out the boy in the black boxers that likes Blondie the fancy Cow.
2007-07-09 19:18:51 · answer #8 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife wants to release an album of her fanny farts.
Every time my wife returns from our allotment, the carrots have slime, and she has a big smile.
I keep finding testicles in my wifes underwear.
2007-07-06 07:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
girl obsessed with jeremy kyle kidnaps and him and orders him to perform several sex acts on her
2007-07-09 18:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by *♥*tron*♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I married my husband cos he said he was built like a donkey. He meant a dumbass"
2007-07-06 07:52:15 · answer #11 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋