2007-07-05 18:14:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
give her some of what you're on
2007-07-05 18:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Cathrine K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He flew to Constantinople on a magic carpet. Actually, it is real, and it's a flying donkey. Which is more ridiculous than the magic carpet idea. Check the Hadith, Sahih Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 227. Who could make that up? @jurgen: It's proven that people can fly on a donkey to heaven? I don't remember reading about that in Scientific American. @Zen: Soooo are you one of the Muslims that argues that the Qur'an is more scientific than the Bible, yet believes in flying donkeys? Your analogy is terrible, by the way. You do realize that we can trace computers back to their origins, and that they're everywhere in the material world. You're using one. How many flying donkeys have you seen? Computers are plausible. In fact, they're real! Flying donkeys are part of the same mythic tradition that brings you Bellerophon and the Pegasus.
2016-05-19 04:39:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take her to the magic flying pony section of Wal-mart and say "Hey, look at these on sale ... 50% cheaper than the magic flying elephants..."
2007-07-05 18:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She'd say yes if only if only you'd ask her in a dream, Kissy. The dream where the cotton candy you're eating turns out to be a unicorn's ice cream cone. For sure.
2007-07-05 18:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by Sleek 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
holding her hostage is always one option, keep her bound and in the closet and make periodic visits, " gonna buy the poney yet"??...any sign of hesitation on her part put a bamboo splinter further up her fingernail..its amazing how soon parents finally crack and submit to your wishes!
2007-07-09 14:09:06 · answer #5 · answered by cindy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cry,scream,kick, and start breaking stuff in your house.
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Throw some big mean tantrums.
2007-07-05 18:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her it could help out around the house.
2007-07-05 18:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by ←Andy→ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you'll shoot your eye out, kid.
2007-07-05 18:31:04 · answer #8 · answered by St. Dave 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋