Lady Minerva was in love!! The object of her desire, unfortunatately, was the cook, Raoul!!! Many had warned her and she KNEW it was absurd but GOOD LORD, Raoul was HOT!!!! She had just left Raoul's chambers, thinking "Oh My God, how did I EVER LIVE before I met him"!!!
Raoul's girlfriend Lola had seen it all!!
That ***** she yelled!! She devised a plan to.....
2007-07-05 17:28:41 · 3 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876
Lady Minerva was in love!! The object of her desire, unfortunatately, was the cook, Raoul!!! Many had warned her and she KNEW it was absurd but GOOD LORD, Raoul was HOT!!!! She had just left Raoul's chambers, thinking "Oh My God, how did I EVER LIVE before I met him"!!!
Raoul's girlfriend Lola had seen it all!!
That ***** she yelled!! She devised a plan to get back at the libidious Lady Minerva!
That night, when she knew Lady Minerva would be asleep, Lola stood outside her bedroom door and made a terrifing sound:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wAOcI6lL3E
Lady Minerva jumped so high she fell out of bed!!!
As Lola heard the sobs on the other side of the door, she laughed all the way back to her bedchamber.
2007-07-06 04:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
, as she sits in her rocking chair , cherishing what she once knew, with no regrets, a slight knowing smile comes across her face, as others assume she thinking of her children .
2007-07-06 17:45:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*yawn*
Sorry to be blunt, but ya gotta come up with something more original than that to inspire us.
2007-07-06 02:36:29 · answer #3 · answered by PumpkinEater 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋