1. You can never find your keys....ever
2. You repeat everything to your kids your parents told you
what else?
2007-07-05 16:29:05 · 8 answers · asked by WHOISTHEPUPPETMASTER? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
3. You have a backache all the time.
4. The medicine cabinet starts to fill up with prescription meds.
5. You cal the dog by your sons name and you son by the dogs name.
6. You look for your glasses all over the house only to find that you are wearing them.
7.Gas stations with restrooms become all important to you when traveling or just running errands.
8. God starts to "frost" your hair.
9.You can't remember where your car is parked in the Walmart shopping center parking lot.
10.You purposely buy a Buick sedan.
11. You start to discuss your bodily functions with your friends and family.
12. You begin most of your sentences with the phrase; "Back in my day!"
2007-07-05 17:06:20 · answer #1 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you go to the bathroom and forget why you are there.
When your favorite shoes have velcro fasteners on them(just like your grandkids)
And your morning get up and go drink has gone from coffee to "metamucil"
2007-07-06 10:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by blakree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"OLD" IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your
new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your fancy and
your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN...Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN...An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee
2007-07-05 23:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by feliciadawn7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when you have wrinkles and gray or white hair and move like a turtle and cant hear anything and have to wear big glasses,and you loose your teeth
2007-07-06 00:53:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I felt old when the kids I used to babysit graduated h.s. and when they started playing the songs from my h.s. days as "throwbacks"...
2007-07-05 23:35:06 · answer #5 · answered by escapegrl1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you see your father's face in the mirror.
2007-07-05 23:34:46 · answer #6 · answered by Ti 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you start talking to your friends about what parts of your body have been hurting.
2007-07-05 23:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥mama♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU HAVE WRINKLES ................
2007-07-05 23:38:23 · answer #8 · answered by Jared C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋