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Just letting you know...we are repossessing your shoes

2007-07-06 03:16:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Uhhh, hi Calvin. I was just checking to see if your world famous banana bread was done yet. It's been an hour or so and I haven't heard anything from you yet, so I thought I would just give you a call. Wouldn't want a good pair of pantyhose to be ruined for nothing. Um, so anyway, I guess I'll see you tomorrow at work or something. Ok..........bye

*click*

2007-07-05 23:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by meyzie 3 · 1 0

Hello,Pizza Express here, your order for a Personal pan with tomatoes garlic and spinach,Creme Brulee and Opus has been left with your neighbour as no-one was in.
The miserable sod said you would pay for it tomorrow.

2007-07-06 14:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Calvin? You're late for your pedicure. Hope you get here soon or we'll have to give your spot away. Calvin? You said it was a pedi-emergency & I squeezed you in....where are you?! Calvin? hmmm

;-P lol

2007-07-06 10:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by She's on fire! 5 · 1 0

this is your dr calling back and
i'm sorry to have to be the one
to tell you,good news you're gone
make it but the bad news is
you only got one life to live
so live it to the fullestttttttt

2007-07-05 22:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0 1

Tyler not here. Tyler went away. Tyler gone.

2007-07-05 22:42:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey, I don't recall how I got your number but I think you are soooo creative!
Holla back!

2007-07-05 22:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by Nika 4 · 1 0

"I've got your mom here with me. She says she wants her spatula back. Alright, call me tomorrow then."

2007-07-06 02:11:07 · answer #8 · answered by Seduce A Stranger :] 6 · 1 0

HEY, HOW IS ONE OF MY FAV Y!A BUDDIES TODAY? JUST CHECKING IN ON YOU. HOPE YOU ANSWER LOTS OF QUESTIONS WITH ALL OF YOUR WIT, SPUNK, AND CHARM INCLUDED...KEEP THOSE INGENIOUS QUESTIONS COMING....SEE YA IN Y!A!!!!!! JEN

2007-07-06 03:25:35 · answer #9 · answered by JEN 7 · 0 0

cavin?i have the whip cream and crotchless panties you ordered!do you want me to deliver?haha!!

2007-07-06 10:10:24 · answer #10 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0 0

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