Now listen I was getting paid to look after kenny while I was cleaning my gun. He owed me money so I sent him out to buy me a slushie, now it's been hours and I aint seen the little P*^>K. Not only did I lose me helmet but I lost Kenny & I wanna get paid.Anybody see him I'll spit the cash with ya.
2007-07-05 14:21:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Kenny has been captured by aliens and they are doing a "probe" on him. The big guy took the slushie and poured it into the ship because he thought it was fuel. Last seen, the big guy was wearing your helmet, riding a bike, and complaining that the seat smelled like fish.
Hope that helped sort things out for you!
Hugs!
2007-07-07 03:06:43 · answer #1 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kenny is in an eternal state of reincarnation, you should know this having known anything about his history. He will die, then he will come back, you got nothing to worry about... Relax and go pop some caps @ the range, everything is gonna be ok, oh yea and maybe next time you might not wanna eat the whole 10 strip, eh?
2007-07-05 21:25:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw him a few minutes ago in Cincinnati on a street corner drinking a slushie
2007-07-05 21:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by sekalyma 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw him behind the 7-11 smoking a fatty with Mr. Mackey.
2007-07-05 21:24:44 · answer #4 · answered by tupelo honey 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think they killed Kenny...sorry man...he is laying in a ditch near the Circle K.
2007-07-05 21:24:43 · answer #5 · answered by Chaz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he is here with me. he brought me your cherry bomb slushie and ummmmm it was goooood. i ll send him back in a little bit but i am keeping the helmet and you can't make me give it back hahahahahaha. If you want the helmet back i want alllll of the money
2007-07-05 21:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by D and G Gifts Etc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The slushie machine tipped over and killed Kenny. That b*stard.
2007-07-05 21:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yeah...actually, I saw him about 30 minutes ago. He was drinking a slurpee in front of the seven-eleven down the street. As a matter of fact, he was talking to beavis, butthead, jay and silent bob. Between you and I...I think somethings up...
2007-07-05 21:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by SheSoFly 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He's at the school with Stan, Cartman and Kyle sharing your slushie.
2007-07-05 21:34:39 · answer #9 · answered by MAQsMoMMa 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Kenny is at my house fighting with the cat, arguing about who's pot pie it is!
2007-07-05 21:25:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋