here are a few of mine:
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and make everyone else wonder how the heck you did it." - kim[is all alone]
"holla back youngin. whoop whooooop. holla back."
*stick it in your juice box and suck it!*
2007-07-05 13:12:27 · 27 answers · asked by youngfashionista 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"jesus loves you."
2007-07-05 13:14:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Do, or do no longer. there isn't any attempt. - Yoda there's a mild on the tip of each and every tunnel, purely pray this is no longer a prepare. Jesus is coming, each and every physique seem busy. My mom buried 3 husbands, and a pair of of them have been purely drowsing. - Rita Rudner We could desire to have faith in success. for a fashion else will we clarify the fulfillment of those we don't love? - Jean Cocturan each and every physique’s entitled to be stupid yet you're abusing the privilege Love is grand; divorce is one hundred grand constantly supply 3 weeks word once you stop. It grants overtime to screw around. in case you like area connect NASA! If guy ought to create the proper lady, he'd probable cheat on her. do no longer decide a e book by skill of this is disguise -- decide it by skill of the action picture. the place there's a will, i want to be in it.
2016-11-08 06:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A long time ago the Tonight Show (With Johnny Carson) had an episode where they showed real answers the grade schoolers had given...
One was complete the following:
Never count your chickens---
The answer:
" --- before they rip your lips off."
2007-07-05 13:38:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Concerning news about the murder next door and the neighbor says he/she was such a nice person...
My response
"Well, it's hard to meet nice people to kill if you're an a$$h01e!"
or
"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking til you do succeed" -Curly 'Q Link' Howard
2007-07-05 13:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Telemon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mae West : Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oscar Wilde : True friends stab you in the front.
2007-07-05 13:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by Dewi Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's always awkward to pretend to play. I feel like Ashlee Simpson. Oooh, zing."
-Frank Iero (making the Helena video)
2007-07-05 13:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you aint having fun it aint workin-
miley cyrus
it's good if you have another birthday, it means your not dead.-
jake age 5
my dad is real strong i know because he stepped on my foot once.-
allison age 4
your birthday makes me wanna dance witch is weird because i am standing in the check out line at target.-
ellen birthday cards
when life gives you lemons throw them back and say i want chocolate-
unknown
i am not a book so stop checking me out-
unknown
one of the latest rumors in hollywood is nicole richie is pregnet she responded by saying i am not pregnet i just ate a grape-
david lettermen
2007-07-05 13:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ben Franklin once said...and i quote..."Phart Loudly.Phart Proudly.Phart Freely"Its true he said alot of weird things besides a penny saved is a penny earned etc!
2007-07-05 13:17:24 · answer #8 · answered by rookiejon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
A secretary ran into the bosses office and said "Can I use your dictaphone?" He says, "no, use your finger like everybody else"
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
2007-07-05 13:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of my friends at work loves to say, "it's all fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye."
we work on all kinds of different ways we can make each other laugh and change it until we are cracking up. we try not to pick on people too bad, lol.
2007-07-05 13:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by sweetie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"when life gives you lemons grab some tequilla and some limes and call me up"
"old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you"
"hosework wont kill you, but why take a chance"
2007-07-05 13:17:01 · answer #11 · answered by moremusic2ya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋