who has the best story?

Question

i am not talking about once apon a time the end im talking about a real story and who ever does a real good job they get my best answer

Answer 1

when i was 7 a pole fell on my mouth
chipped my front teeth got fake ones
but they looked kinda ugly but not too bad
so 8 years later i got them fixed
but before i got them fixed
i had to get root canals on mii front teeth
and stiches on mii front gums
was on vicodin for 2 months

but now they are fine

Answer 2

Riding in to work this morning on the Metro (because ALL the crazy people ride the yellow line), I ended up sitting across from a frumpy-looking middle-aged woman who apparently had tourettes. Girlfriend was M-F'ing out an invisible somebody semi-under her breath and looking very put out. Ordinarily I wouldn't have noticed (see my earlier statement re: crazy people on the yellow line), but this morning my mood was such that not only was I sympathetic, but I seriously considered joining in. F*cking morings! F*cking metro! F*cking people! F*cking job!

Answer 3

Ok this one is funny..
When my dad was little he was sitting at the lunch table at his school across from him was this girl with really long hair. My dad noticed the hair and he said he noticed that the sandwich she was eating was totally coverd in mayo. All of a sudden.. the girl's eyes get real big and she stops eating. She puts the sandwich down and reached INSIDE her mouth and took out ONE BIG LONG HAIR COVERED IN MAYO!!! My dad threw up onto the table and onto the girl's sandwich.

Nobody in my family eats mayo. Nobody.